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Melissa. Y&R snark and live tweets. Number 1 Taron shipper. Likes: Teriah/Anxious Tessa/Snarky Mariah. Treasurer of Troubletown. Fics:

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Joined July 2021
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My top 10 Mariah moments of 2022! She had enough to make a video - progress! #teriah #yr
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I want that autistic lady
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I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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Me: “Have you ever seen Now and Then?” Mother: “Yes.” Me: “Ok, what was it about?” Mother: “A girl and a boy.” Me: 🤨 Mother: “And he gets stung by bees.” She’s open to takers. Come get this woman.
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fuck it. Kelly Clarkson, go get that fucking bird you wanted right now HURRY UP
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THIS IS TEXAS NOW
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My love language is a canceled Teams meeting
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The concept of interviewing for a different company while you’re in the office at your current company.
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Thoughts and prayers for ya girl cause I really need a change.
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There are so many people blowing their noses in this office today.
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We have a generous sick leave allotment. Go home.
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Poles open in McKees Rocks. More at 11.
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JG ripping off so many plot points from the Mariah x Bowie shit storm but it’s Adam this time.
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JG ripping off so many plot points from the Mariah x Bowie shit storm but it’s Adam this time.
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The band performing My Lady of Mercy in Kansas City on the You Are The Reason tour 🫀🗡️ 📹 k8concerts via Instagram
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I love all the children equally on Halloween but have a special place in my heart for the ones who linger in my doorway trying to look around my house. They are the gossips of the future!
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AO3 is down
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Adam’s next move on the YandR
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breaking: white christian girl is TERRIFIED of abigail morris
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Operation convince my managers to send me to the Manchester or London offices for critical work tasks but really it’s so I can have a S Club party commences in the new year I guess.
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indeed.com is up and running btw
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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