The Crimson Lights Puppet retweeted
I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
Me: “Have you ever seen Now and Then?”
Mother: “Yes.”
Me: “Ok, what was it about?”
Mother: “A girl and a boy.”
Me: 🤨
Mother: “And he gets stung by bees.”
She’s open to takers. Come get this woman.
The Crimson Lights Puppet retweeted
fuck it. Kelly Clarkson, go get that fucking bird you wanted right now HURRY UP
The concept of interviewing for a different company while you’re in the office at your current company.
The Crimson Lights Puppet retweeted
I love all the children equally on Halloween but have a special place in my heart for the ones who linger in my doorway trying to look around my house. They are the gossips of the future!
Operation convince my managers to send me to the Manchester or London offices for critical work tasks but really it’s so I can have a S Club party commences in the new year I guess.
The Crimson Lights Puppet retweeted
indeed.com is up and running btw
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/




















