@CrescentSweep

28 | m | League | FFXIV | Singer | Pianist | Resident Spaceglider | Resident Hater | Hitlermaxx 2026 or smth

Joined June 2017
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when i was younger my perception of dynasty warriors games was that you were the biggest fish on the map and that it was just a power fantasy with nothing else. little did i know there was always a bigger scarier guy who is actually the main character and is coming to Get you
more games need a "lu bu function"
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This is my vent art
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Being the only Mexican friend so your dms are full of this
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You’re arguing with a person with DID, you say something so traumatic to them that they switch mid argument to their racist alter and they start calling you a nigger what do you do?
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mexicans when you turn them into a cool fucking skeleton wearing a cloak
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Friend sent this and i've been laughing for 3 minutes
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me: is your ssh agent running? them: ohh that's such a smart idea! can you send me the skill file for that? me: what the fuck are you talking about
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they’re having eat the rich conversations over jaidenanimations getting pokemon plushies. i think a lot of you just need to get jobs
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hi it's me, the character you're customizing. i don't mean to be rude, but could you hurry up? the background music is starting to annoy me. also the outfit you gave me looks nice and i understand you want to fully appreciate it but you've spun me around so much that i'm dizzy
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English dub voice actors are too opinionated for the level of talent they have.
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noone can prepare you for the sentences uttered in this clip
Why did he say this
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ok bruh
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Spike banking that outgunned vintage Ferrari as hard as he can while the Army flips around instantly with thrust vectoring like F-22s, it what makes it so peak. And the saxophone wails the whole time. Animated 25yrs ago..
Replying to @RickyLaFleurRX7
Mixing some dudes shit what what’s basically a retro Ferrari race car outfitted with weapons is so fucking cool lmao
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Another mistranslation Wait it's REAL??????
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white people when you criticize their favorite asym
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You tell a young person to rotate the camera with the L and R buttons and they will rip off your face
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Almost every man is addicted to porn. Please go on about decency among the women.
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remember when pokemon games would let u wander into places u had absolutely no business being in yet and get humbled by a wild pokemon 30 levels above ur entire team
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