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At home somewhere in Ug
Joined June 2014
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Only Carrick can stop Arteta next season
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I have now witnessed 4 primes of Lionel Messi 1. Ankara Messi 2. prime Messi 3. old Messi 4. doctor Messi
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bro after stealing all my part during a presentation and saying "now my partner will continue"
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Bankers seeing x100 of thier salary everyday but can't do anything.
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Fermin Lopez at La Masia when they were teaching tiki Taka :
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“People don’t want to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth.”
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This can lead to a world war 😂😂😂
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We’ve won it all, but it’s still not enough. We need to win the World Cup and AFCON too!
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Husband: "I saw someone at the store who looked just like you" Wife: "was she hot?" Husband:
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SDA's checking whether Gashumba has made any statement about them and they compose a hym for him
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“Remove their legs” and he’s talking about football.
Remove their legs: • Cristiano Ronaldo — 161 goals. • Lionel Messi — 36 goals.
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POV: You're losing an argument but they mispronounce a word
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I want UCL football I want UCL football Now you have gotten UCL football, you are afraid to play Como 😭😂😂😂
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Michael Garlic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Liam Postinor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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βyamukama M ©rescent retweeted
No matter where u go, remember the road that LEEDS you home 😭😂
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My pastor was preaching about setting the bar high as Christians and I just remembered that Caicedo shot that hit the bar💔
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"hope your girlfriend won't beat me "
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Prime 2008 Ronaldo scored only one goal in the 2008 euros 😭
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This used to be normal until the internet corrupted a lot of minds. Smh
My lovely childhood friend came to visit me today
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Max Verstappen receiving his first place podium trophy 😭
What if Zimbabwe hosted F1?
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