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"Oooooooooh-" PTERODACTYL SOUNDS

"Stu hates silence! So this is a perfect time to sing!"

Oh, Sorry. I mean someONE. Stu pokes his head out from the shoe, angrily frowning at the helmet-wearing maniac. "NO! You are wrong, stupid rocket man! Stu is the fabled American boot!"

There may or may not be something in one of @REDXS0LDIER's manntreads.

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"𝗬𝗢𝗨!" Agressively pointing at the reader, index finger elongated.

//The fact that this is my most powerful muse...

Crashes through the FUCKING wall! "𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗛!"

"Shit! It's that stupid magic man!"

Deez nutz.

Pulls down sunglasses. ...LASER EYES.

//I find it funny how people weren't complaining about the Scorch Shot before Jungle Inferno. It did the same annoying stunlock thing even before the update.

Slams a pot on the reader's head, and SLAMS the side of it with a metal ladle. Multiple times.

"Hm. Ski-mask man."

"...OH! HELLO, PAINIS!"