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@CrashJes

☮️Ex pro-cyclist. Surfer. Bayern München! # Love music. Writer, poet, geek. #resistance🏄‍♂️🌈Sense of humor, Gamer,#GLBTQ Rebel from other galaxy. #BLM

 Chicago, FL transplant
Joined September 2014
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Resisting ( 👀 Pinned Post)@Resisting31339230 Dec 2025
Yes or no
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Feelings ღ@anxietymsgs31 Dec 2025
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@_josephine0_31 Dec 2025
Prove me wrong.
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@bluhue12330 Dec 2025
Do you SUPPORT Sen Mark Kelly? Raise your hand ✋
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Royal News Network
@RNN_RoyalNews22 Sep 2025
Yikes.😬 But it shouldn’t be surprised. So much of this was laid out in @andrewlownie’s book on the York’s, “Entitled.” Well worth the read when it comes to the nefarious dealings of Prince Andrew and Sarah.
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@RE_DailyMail22 Sep 2025
Second charity drops Sarah Ferguson as patron and Teenage Cancer Trust 'reviews' affiliation after leaked email showed her apologising to 'supreme friend' Jeffrey Epstein | Daily Mail Online dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
Seven charities cut ties with Fergie after leaked email to Epstein

Seven charities cut ties with Fergie after leaked email to Epstein

Children's charity Julia's House said it would be 'inappropriate' to stay involved with Fergie after her emailed apology to Epstein emerged - and other organisations have swiftly followed suit.

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Crash Hard🌊Time traveling space pirate@CrashJes22 Sep 2025
I was gone for 2 years and lost 400 followers, if anyone wants to follow a snarky 61 yr old surfer/writer/opinionated weirdo, I'd appreciate a follow!
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Diane P@dtheavenger27 Aug 2025
Replying to @Markfry809
WE were warned that if DT was installed again, he would wipe his fat ass with them all& that's what he did.The American people, in our infinite wisdom, decided to give a Dictator No checks and balances, gave him the House & Senate too. MSM has failed in its duty since 2015
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@mjfree27 Aug 2025
Chief Justice Roberts says the rule of law is eroding like we've rarely seen. Maybe he should've thought of that before ruling the president is above the law. You don't get to burn the house down and act shocked it's on fire.
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Crash Hard🌊Time traveling space pirate@CrashJes9 Jul 2024
Can anyone tell me how to get to twitter royal?
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Inevitable Pinky 🐡🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇬🇱🇪🇺 (@BpdLion) profile picture
Inevitable Pinky 🐡🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇬🇱🇪🇺@BpdLion11 Mar 2024
What the actual fuck.. There is a dedicated royal family twitter account..
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@NaomiSky_1511 Mar 2024
Replying to @chrisshipitv
Here we go again! The Royal Rota STALKING and HARASSING another Princess of Wales. Instead of cameras they have TWITTER Anything happens to Catherine….
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Similitude@Similitude201726 Mar 2023
I’m old enough to remember when rock music was responsible for the sexualization of children. The songs then discussed on the congressional floor can now be heard while shopping for groceries. There will always be disagreements on morality, even within spirituality.
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Nunyadamnbusiness@TraceyC2037347426 Mar 2023
Treasonist!!!!! LOCK THIS MOTHERF*&KER UP!!!!!
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@NoLieWithBTC26 Mar 2023
Here is Trump and his supporters yesterday in Waco with their hands over their hearts while a pro-January 6 insurrection anthem — NOT the US national anthem — plays. The screen is playing footage of MAGA insurrectionists attacking the Capitol. They are EMBRACING violence.
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Dave MacLachlan@DaveMacLachlan125 Mar 2023
What's a song by The Doobie Brothers that you really like? (Specific song titles only please).
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Similitude@Similitude201726 Mar 2023
If we’ve traded humanity for passionate politics, we’ve lost our way to a better America.
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@JustAMomNamedMM26 Mar 2023
Is it too early for a nap? Asking for a friend.
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Arcoiris Mariposa 🦋 🌈@oogiebo4531395325 Mar 2023
Do you think I’m cute?
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Banana 🍌Republic of the UnitedShaysh🏝️@BananaShaysh12 Jul 2022
Replying to @Gdad1 @JlVoix @SARA2001NOOR @marimonroefan @CrashJes @fedorawest @Steven_WResists @Economoose @nyghtbyrd @elegantelaine @MichaelSambogna @ffsdosomething1 @georgebrown06 @silverlining631 @Marble772
Thank you Al! Much appreciated being included! I’ve added all new friends and will rt! Have a splendid week! 🥰🤗🐾🐾😁🌴🐒🤜🏽🔥🤛🏽 No #tRumpTantrum
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Allen Ellison@AllenLEllison18 Jan 2022
I think that we should only do business with businesses that support voting rights for everyone. It’s that important!RT if you agree. 💙🇺🇸
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@GrandpaSnarky24 Dec 2021
#FBR F #FBRParty @I_Want_Coffeeee @ms_d_esq @Unrulee_Julee @FunkenBass @darthruden @cathydee33 @thastepfordwife @julieirwin16 @heatherdemo12 @underthesea62 @Thrandiana @EthicsMatter20 @Peahen1955 @shawnlsn @CrashJes @VicGasteizPRU @jpatgoins @MarianneEliza17 @herrick_a Pls RT
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