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Craigson Valentino retweeted
When Jan 6th happened, Republicans, led by Mitch McConnell basically said: "let the courts handle it" (rather than confirming his impeachment by the House) Then, when the legal system tried to handle it, the Republicans said: "how dare you! This is a partisan prosecution!" You see in fantasy land, you can have your cake and eat it, too. All of us stuck here in the real world, end up with a shit sandwich.
The Jack Smith testimony is being treated like a partisan political circus. Not because Smith's efforts were partisan in motivation, mind you. I mean we don't say that a criminal defense attorney is an accessory to a crime, simply for doing their job. But people seem to think Smith was treating Trump and his sycophants in Congress unfairly by simply doing his job. When Smith got the toll records of members of Congress, people went bananas. But what was he supposed to do? Not get that information? It's vital to building his case! And it's not as if he got the content of private calls/texts. It was just the time/date. What is the point of having laws if we're okay with someone potentially breaking them, so long as they're on the right team? Just apply the simple "if it weren't Trump" test. If it were Barack Obama, and Democrats, being investigated for their alleged role in a plot to overturn an election, I can safely say that 99% of the people attacking Jack Smith now, would be cheering him on. Sad state of affairs for this country.
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
Calling it “X”
I know I got cancelled for it but I stand firm that X is back. This platform is where the most influential people post about tech, media, business.
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
What’s shocking isn’t that the “South Park” guys were radicalized by Trump 2.0. The shocking thing is that more people, institutions and corporations *haven’t* been equally radicalized by this. This presidency is desecrating our nation. The show is merely reflecting that.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone built up a huge audience of center-right white guys over a period of decades on the ethos of being disgusted with the “douche or turd” choices in American politics, and then they got radicalized by, of all things, the firing of Stephen Colbert, and everything they have done since has basically been that episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” where Alexander Vindman was the guest star.
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
He’s hiding Kodak’s face under there like he’s Professor Quirrel in the Sorcerer’s Stone
Lamar Jackson said he is 100 pct healthy and feels great physically.
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
MAGA finally found actual, confirmed, not-a-conspiracy-theory secret feds operating here. Naturally, MAGA cheered and thanked them for the patriotism.
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
RWwrs genuinely seem to have convinced themselves that if they just say things - like "Ossoff's attack on Trump backfired" - they can make people believe they're true, even when they're not.
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
It absolutely rules that the President of the United States was found guilty of sexually assaulting a woman, then found guilty of defaming her, then continuously goes to the Supreme Court to avoid paying her, and we’re all just like “lol whatever trans athletes, amirite?”
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
Who is this?
Serving as the White House Press Secretary over the past year and a half has been the honor and adventure of a lifetime. I am incredibly grateful to President Trump for granting me so many extraordinary opportunities, such as working in the West Wing and spending countless hours in the Oval Office, flying around the world and meeting foreign leaders, and traveling across our beautiful country and meeting Americans from all walks of life. Most of all, I am thankful to the President for entrusting me with the distinct privilege of speaking on his behalf at the White House podium. I have spoken with great pride about the many historic accomplishments of this Administration, and I have relished holding the liberal media accountable and ensuring the American people hear the truth about President Trump’s successes. Being a mother and welcoming a new baby while working in one of the most demanding jobs in the world has been the most rewarding yet challenging season of my life, to say the least. The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom my two young children deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the White House Press Secretary — and that is why I have ultimately made the bittersweet decision to depart the White House and embark on a new chapter in my life. President Trump has asked me to continue serving as a top advisor to him on the outside, and I will always remain a vocal advocate for MAGA and the Republican Party. Our country is facing an existential threat from an increasingly extremist Democrat Party that seeks to destroy everything great about America, and I believe it is incumbent upon all of us who care about this country to fight back against that threat. My fight is entering a new phase, but it is far from over. Thank you again to the President, the First Lady, and the entire Trump family for your kindness and generosity over the years. Thank you to our amazing Chief of Staff Susie Wiles for empowering me since the day she hired me on the campaign, and to the President’s cabinet, my staff, colleagues, and friends at the White House who work so hard on behalf of our nation. It has been a privilege to serve alongside so many accomplished and impressive people, and I look forward to cheering them on over the next two and a half years. And of course, thank you most especially to my loving and supportive husband and family for the sacrifices they made for me to serve in this role. ♥️🇺🇸
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
This is about as good as it gets in the right-wing media... which is 😮‍💨
I am literally a Dr. Fauci hater. I did not and do not think the COVID-19 vaccine should've ever been mandated. Heck, if Fauci hadn't been pardoned, I would've support him being prosecuted for lying to Congress. But I just care about facts and accuracy. And you guys are all falling for a complete hoax of a claim about COVID-19 vaccines and miscarriages.
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
has anyone unpacked christopher nolan casting a trans person to be the distraction sacrifice for a trojan horse to enter, and then destroy, civilization
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
JUST IN: Capital One says it closed hundreds of bank accounts associated with President Trump and his businesses in 2021 "for anti-money laundering reasons," according to a recent court filing from the financial institution. Read more: abcnews.link/N51b0m4
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
He lied openly and continuously about a botched job and his entire party echoed him in lock step. But, sure. The 2020 election was stolen. He didn’t know who Stormy Daniels was. Jan 6th was a hoax. Affordability is a hoax. He lies to you because he thinks you’re an idiot.
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Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
Turns out the play to rile up the base right now is nostalgia videos of... the Trump Administration's handling of COVID?
Never forget they turned loved ones into threats.
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
Ask yourself why the sudden obsession with Fauci now, all in lock step? What are they trying to distract from now? The shitshow in Iran? The economic decline at home? Still no full Epstein files? Trump’s corruption?
Emily Compagno says Fauci is a tiny, selfish egomaniacal man who is dishonest and self obsessed
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
Segregated WR room pictures is crazy.
B⭕️⭕️MING📈
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
imagine being so excited to go see and spend time with your grandma just for her and all her village friends to hit you with the No Bitches chinese dance 😭
🇨🇳 Este chico chino fue al pueblo de su abuela a pasar unos días. Al ver que aún no se había casado, la abuela empezó a acosarlo con un baile repitiendo -Jiéhūn- 结婚 (cásate) y movientos ondulantes. Un día, llamó incluso a sus amigas para meterle más presión.
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
The concept of Mamdani not being able to find a legal mechanism for arresting Netanyahu and just resorting to police brutality at a traffic stop is making me #lol
Replying to @therealmugomar
Just pull him over and say he resisted arrest. Perfectly legal.
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …
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Craigson Valentino retweeted
The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir
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