I know it's going to be a long day when my girlfriends firsts words are " so, I pinned this thing.."

We don't choose who we are, where we came from, or where we'll die. We are here to make decisions. Make it better. Or, make it worse. Choose

#love is real. It's hard. It hurts. It sucks. ..it's the only thing worth living for. So suck it up and love hard. And love true. #passion

I came with a warning label. But you met me in your rebel phase and tore it off ➸

I have opinions and I share them often. Tell all your friends.

I could totally be doing something better than tweeting right now.. Jk.

I haven't gone to bed yet.. But I already know, Today, is going to be a good day. #today

How to instantly smell more manly. -cook & eat bacon. - mow a lawn on a hot day. - build a fire. I do all 3 and look at me.

People in #newyorkcity really wear such nice shoes..

I'm on vacation.. Expect more social networking out of me.

"Life is a gamble. Death is the house. The house always wins.. Bet big my friends." - me

Oh hey twitter! Glad I remembered your password finally

Ha.. #twitter

Only the dead have seen the end if war - Plato To: N. Korea

True love is giving warning of an oncoming, potentially brutal fart.

Today was a blurrrrr

Fun fact: in Italy, it's illegal to work on a Sunday..