𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️ · Mar 5, 2025 · 3:20 AM UTC

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𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️@CowardlyJason5 Mar 2025

⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ #PARODYTWT #MVRP ᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠ⠀

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️@CowardlyJason5 Mar 2025

⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠ⠀ 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕧𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕠 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕕𝕘𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕧𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕕 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕖𝕟𝕕. ⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠ⠀

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𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️ · Aug 16, 2026 · 9:50 PM UTC

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️@CowardlyJasonAug 16

( ❓❓❓ ) w-where did all of you come from..?! h, help..! somebody help me—-! there’s a bunch of stupid idiots crying and trying to make me look bad!

𓐇۪ ྀི─ ׁ𝓷𝒆𝒎͜𝒐 𓏲 ۫ ᚐ‎𓈒@NAUTlCALSSAug 16

⠀⠀ ( ⚓️ ) ( .͟.͟.͟ a dozen marines erupt into tears at the same time .ᐟ .ᐟ ) waaaaah .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ he's bullying us too .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ ⠀⠀

Image from 𓐇۪ ྀི─ ׁ𝓷𝒆𝒎͜𝒐 𓏲 ۫ ᚐ‎𓈒 (@NAUTlCALSS)

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️ · Aug 16, 2026 · 9:35 PM UTC

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️@CowardlyJasonAug 16

… … i, WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME?! I’LL GIVE YOU A WET WILLY—— !

𓐇۪ ྀི─ ׁ𝓷𝒆𝒎͜𝒐 𓏲 ۫ ᚐ‎𓈒@NAUTlCALSSAug 16

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ( ⚓️ ) waaaah .ᐟ .ᐟ it's the weird guy .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡ ⠀⠀

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𓐇۪ ྀི─ ׁ𝓷𝒆𝒎͜𝒐 𓏲 ۫ ᚐ‎𓈒 · Aug 15, 2026 · 9:30 PM UTC

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️ retweeted

𓐇۪ ྀི─ ׁ𝓷𝒆𝒎͜𝒐 𓏲 ۫ ᚐ‎𓈒@NAUTlCALSSAug 15

𝒘e've ⠀got ⠀a ⠀ping ⠀on ⠀the ⠀ sonar. ⠀𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆, ⠀everyone .ᐣ ──̶̲

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𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️ · Aug 16, 2026 · 9:16 PM UTC

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️@CowardlyJasonAug 16

no, i don’t want to BE a lion! i want to be a king, like a lion!

Canary@sweetlilcanaryAug 16

I didn't think you want me to turn you into an actual lion.

𝑇𝘩𝜄𝑟𝜕-𝑟𝛼𝜏𝜀 𝑆𝜀𝑟𝜈𝛼𝜋𝜏 · Aug 15, 2026 · 3:50 AM UTC

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𝑇𝘩𝜄𝑟𝜕-𝑟𝛼𝜏𝜀 𝑆𝜀𝑟𝜈𝛼𝜋𝜏@merrrybadendAug 15

Get in the leotard, Lancer.

Image from 𝑇𝘩𝜄𝑟𝜕-𝑟𝛼𝜏𝜀 𝑆𝜀𝑟𝜈𝛼𝜋𝜏 (@merrrybadend)

𝖫𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗋@CrimsonCulannAug 15

. . You mean I'd be wearing leopard print shorts, right?

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𝑇𝘩𝜄𝑟𝜕-𝑟𝛼𝜏𝜀 𝑆𝜀𝑟𝜈𝛼𝜋𝜏 · Aug 15, 2026 · 3:56 AM UTC

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️ retweeted

𝑇𝘩𝜄𝑟𝜕-𝑟𝛼𝜏𝜀 𝑆𝜀𝑟𝜈𝛼𝜋𝜏@merrrybadendAug 15

No one will ever believe you. ⸤▐▉▇█■■■■■⸥

𝖫𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗋@CrimsonCulannAug 15

I HEARD THAT. DON'T TRY SWITCHING IT UP NOW.

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𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️ · Aug 16, 2026 · 8:33 PM UTC

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️@CowardlyJasonAug 16

what the fuck.

Canary@sweetlilcanaryAug 16

No.

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️ · Aug 16, 2026 · 8:29 PM UTC

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️@CowardlyJasonAug 16

can i be king then ; king of the jungle, like the lion purr, purr, purr nya nya nya! 🐈

Canary@sweetlilcanaryAug 16

Jason, be my servant and get me lemonade

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️ · Aug 16, 2026 · 8:22 PM UTC

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️@CowardlyJasonAug 16

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𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️ · Aug 16, 2026 · 8:22 PM UTC

𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡‼️@CowardlyJasonAug 16

—-oi, oi … … what’s with that expression, heracles..? don’t tell me now that you’re like this, you’ve forgotten about me, right..?! and don’t give me that look ; i was just ranting to myself!

𝑇𝘩𝜄𝑟𝜕-𝑟𝛼𝜏𝜀 𝑆𝜀𝑟𝜈𝛼𝜋𝜏@merrrybadendAug 14

This person... it's the man from his dreams. He doesn't recall meeting them. Now he was sure of that, but there was an undeniable kinship between them. [■■■■■...?] Right, forget that. He wanted to understand the context of what he had just heard.