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A chill guy with a stubborn desire to live life on his own terms. Here for commentary, laughter and banter. Udo!✌🏾 #Arsenal

on a yellow brick road
Joined March 2014
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Even Chimamanda knows that most of you practice Bitterleafism not Feminism 😌
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Modern society and feminists would tell you that the gender that constantly records and posts themselves abusing the other gender, is being oppressed by the gender that can't even look around at the gym out of fear of being called a creep.
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Took sometime to go through the quotes. Summary: -99% of men calling it wasteful and saying they could channel the money to productive projects so girls don't have to dance for money. -99% of women gushing/happy for the dances/wishing they were the dancers. Interesting.
Future, Drake, Travis Scott and Loe Shimmy rented out Area 29 in Houston for a private celebration where they allegedly threw over $900,000 on dancers 🤯💰
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While I agree that the tweet you quoted was dumb and have already made a tweet on it, what do you mean "when he had nothing to give her"? Didn't he also look at her when she had nothing to give him? They were college classmates and he was a minor when they met.
That’s the wife that looked at him when he had nothing to give her. I hate men on this site.
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Watching this clip again, it seems the ref didn't think much about it until captain white knight made it a big deal. Then she plays along and escalates.
Hey @Lakers , I think you need to hook this couple up with some complimentary court side tickets for the Lakers game of their choosing. Who else agrees?
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I guess when women do it, it's not weaponized incompetence.
I’m assuming they are happily married and will remain that way. But for those women who get divorced over the dumbest things, only to proclaim on TikTok that their husbands were controlling and never let them do anything, here’s the counter evidence.
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Dear Nigerians, I hope you've been following this situation and see that it looks like when someone actually comes in to take out your trash. Not a fake missile launch claiming to kill Isis second in command, but the territor continued till they got their consulate.
Si je comprends bien l’histoire … @nayibbukele a posé un ultimatum : libérez les 4 Salvadoriens ou j’interviens. Les gangs ont rigolé et ont renvoyé 4 corps au hasard (enfant, mauvaises tailles, uniformes étrangers…) histoire de se moquer de lui. Mauvaise idée. Bukele a débarqué pour de vrai et leur a mis une raclé !! Aujourd’hui les bandits se cachent, la population célèbre, et les mêmes chefs qui terrorisaient le pays depuis des années supplient maintenant l’ONU (les inutiles de service) de jouer les médiateurs 😂 Les gangs ont passé des années à terroriser Port-au-Prince pendant que l’ONU produisait des rapports ! Le problème n’a jamais été « trop complexe ». Moralité : il suffisait d’arrêter de respecter les « droits » des criminels et de les traiter comme des interlocuteurs. Bukele vient de le démontrer en une semaine.
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I hope you'd have this same opinion if it was his wife cheating.
Don't think I have a problem with Jensen Huang. Both his "kids" are full-blown adults in their 30's. His wife's 65, he's 63. I'd say he's fulfilled 99% of "married life" expectations. Life's short, he wants to re-experience his youth. At that age, no one even cares, do whatever.
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There's a difference between defending yourself, and beating down on someone that clearly isn't a threat to you. Depending on what caused it, I think he should be arrested. I would think this if it was a man. That said, why does no one ever hold the woman when she's acting out?
She shouldn't hit him but he did way too much, whats your thoughts? 😮
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Many of you on this app are really miserable people.
This is the wife I think the board ought to give the CEO of the most valuable company in the world a break
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I usually assume situations like these are made up for engagement. But on the 10% chance that it's true, what exactly was she going to gain by telling the people who know her and the ex that his sister sent her a message? She wants everyone to know she left someone heartbroken?
Lady shares the message she received from her ex's sister after she broke up with him.
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The establishment he works for arrested him and investigated the matter before finding him innocent saw it fit to reinstate him, but Sam Ekpewheni on Twitter knows he was trying to steal. I tire for una.
Even though you appeared and spoke very innocently, I have some questions for you. But before I ask these questions, let me make one thing clear... Nobody goes to a business place and says, "Give me the 'business' account." We all say, " Give me 'your' account number." Even though the POS was dead, you could still give that POS' account number, and before she finished transferring the money, you would have booted it. The POS was not available for card transactions at the moment, but money can enter through its account number. Definitely, she's going to wait for you to confirm. There is security everywhere, so the company has done its best to ensure no customer can move anyhow. You should never, ever give a personal account, even if your POS was dead and the customer was requesting your personal account, let alone even thinking about it. That thought should never cross your mind. Now my questions: Has she paid for the things she bought before calling out your account? When you meant a philanthropist, were you hoping she blessed you, then walked away with the company's money? Or let her bless you, and then start pestering for the company's money after she has pressed you money? Which comes first, securing the company's money or your pocket? You know what you are doing. PS: Before quoting this, I read nearly all the comments under the post, and it's a pity. King Mitchy could be doing everything for her clicks, but let's ask serious questions when the need arises.
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Every single time I've come across news about this king michy person, it's always her being a nuisance. Lawyers in the house please how can this guy file a defamation case against her, because this has caused him significant trauma, wrongful imprisonment and job uncertainty.
"The video she posted online was edited. She only posted what she wants Nigerians to see. I spent 3 days in detention," — the man King Mitchy accused of diverting restaurant's payments into his personal account shares his own side of the story.
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It's projection. Women cheat much...much more than men. Every infidelity safe space on Reddit like Adultery, SupportforWaywards, Twinflame etc has much more female posters. Their moderators are also mostly women.
Cheating isn’t a gender issue, I wonder why many women insist that men cheat more.
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Na places like Twitter and Facebook dem dey talk that one. Visit more anonymous forums and read people's direct experiences. Visit subs like AsOneAfterInfidelity on Reddit and see that the posts there asking about reconciliation are mostly men.
In relationships, men forgive cheating a lot more than woman. Please forget the lies you see on social. Na them forgive pass.
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You should be asking why a gang terrorizing a nation can run to the UN and get a deal.
> Haiti gangs snatch 4 Salvadorans > they think they just bought themselves a negotiation > Bukele goes public saying bring them back or you're done > they try to hand him 4 random bodies and say it was them > he calls out their bs > sends 2,000 troops into Haiti > tells the leader to gather their gangs so he can fight them > gangs run to the UN for a deal > refuses all deals > ignores the UN mandate > pushes into gang territory and starts cleaning them > does more in two weeks than the UN did in 13 years Bukele might be the greatest leader of the 21st century
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I'm willing to bet that these women are Nigerian. I'm also willing to bet that atleast 2 are Igbo
One of the worst things you can do to yourself as a man abroad is to marry a Nigerian girl abroad. It’s a case of dog chop dog. I avoid them like a plague here. They are good for NOTHING. "I'll support him when he is financially down." 🤡🤡 It is your father that will be down.
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The heart wants what the heart wants😂
J'ai la meilleure vidéo de 2026 🤣🤣🤣
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So, you're an employee? Cos you're sure as hell not a partner.
If I were a man, I'd rather put my woman on a fixed monthly allowance than give her money randomly whenever I feel like it. Why should a woman have to beg, drop hints or negotiate every time she needs money to maintain herself? If you can afford to have a woman in your life, you should be able to budget for her comfort. Stop acting like giving your woman money is a favour. She's your partner, not a beggar.
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I love how Naruto starts aura farming when he figures our away to beat an opponent while everyone else is still confused. He did the same in the Blood Prison movie.
The fact that Tobirama and Naruto had never fought together before this and still pulled off a combo like this against the Ten-Tails’ Jinchuriki needs to be talked about more.
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Still not able to get behind Midoriya as an mc. Zenitsu was a cry baby, but it was mostly funny and was badass when he got serious. Midoriya was mostly just a crybaby and had luck/his friends to help him alot of times. The fact that he never mastered OFA is also annoying.
This has to be the Best pull-up scene ever in anime history 🔥
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