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Nebraska (5-0) unranked
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Ole Miss (3-1) ranked top 10
LSU (4-1) ranked top 10
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Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position
Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil?
Interviewer: It was the seafood boil
The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa
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“You’re on a yellow card. Don’t make a reckless challenge.”
Enzo Fernández:
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Since Flock tracks everyone’s location.
it’s only fair we know theirs, too. 👇
🏭 Flock Manufacturing Plant
1885 Mitchell Rd SE, Suite 600,
Mableton, GA 30126
🏢 Flock Headquarters
1170 Howell Mill Rd NW, Suite 210,
Atlanta, GA 30318
They mapped us. Now we're mapping them.
The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Referees after seeing Cape Verde had a chance to beat Argentina
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Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation’s independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then.
What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city’s waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time.
Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it.
Happy Fourth of July, New York City.
The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
Imagine killing a baby because you assumed the mother stole a pack of diapers, only to learn she paid for them. How do you justify that level of anti-Blackness? This is what happens when suspicion is weaponized against Black people.
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Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it
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The state of New York once @KathyHochul stops making AI memes and starts taxing literal millionaires 2% more instead of cutting jobs and public resources
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I can't believe Timothee Chalamet insinuated that ballet and opera are no longer relevant in mainstream culture and that he hopes cinema doesn't end up the same way. Does he know how offensive that is to me, a person who likes misinterpreting things and getting angry about them
The_Count_of_Haunted_Crisco retweeted
It’s never “here is what Democrats will do for you if you elect us”
But rather “here’s what we’ll let Republicans to do you if you don’t get in line with the right wing candidate pre-selected by the billionaire class”
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Libs: vote for Gavin
Left: what’s his platform?
Libs: what do you mean?
Left: what’s he offering?
Libs: FUCK YOU, selfish prick, my friends are being killed by ICE, how the fuck dare you make demands!
Left: oh, sorry, is Gavin anti-ICE?
Libs: no, he wants to triple their budget
