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Congrats, this is the dumbest take in golf history.
Opinion: It's time we start criticising Scottie Scheffler for his aversion to leaving America. He's letting the global game down.
Read more: golfmonthly.com/features/its…
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New Underground Railroad Established To Help Lone Black Juror Escape From Angry White Liberals In The North buff.ly/RpAaHu8
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Liberal sports writers will always out athletes with conservative views but not those with liberal views...
The Manning Family Won’t Back Down From Their Political Views @TotalProSports #PeytonManning #EliManning #DonaldTrump #Americanfootball
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'Only 2 Cars In Line At McDonald’s? This Won’t Take Long!' Says Dumbest Man Alive buff.ly/TQL1mTU
Really shocking - not.
Study Finds Blue States With Strong Teacher Unions Have Lower Reading Scores legalinsurrection.com/2026/0… via @MikeLaChance33
Dave 🇺🇸 retweeted
After concussions in rugby and a lack of enjoyment in cricket, Ryan Fox found his competitive spirit in golf. He discovered a natural talent, quickly going from an amateur to scratch golfer and entering his first tournament in 2005. Now, he's won the Open Championship.
Dave 🇺🇸 retweeted
Ryan Fox traded rugby concussions and a dislike for law for the golf course. He found his competitive edge, mastering the game quickly and discovering a passion for tournament play. A lineage of athletes no doubt helped him follow his dreams.
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MOMENTS AGO: Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA)has officially resigned from Congress — his resignation was just formally read on the House floor.
“I am deeply sorry to my family, staff, and constituents for mistakes in judgment I've made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegation made against me. However, I must take responsibility and ownership for the mistakes I did make.
I am aware of efforts to bring an immediate expulsion vote against me and other members. Expelling anyone in Congress without due process, within days of an allegation being made, is wrong. But it's also wrong for my constituents to have me distracted from my duties. Therefore, I plan to resign my seat in Congress effective at 2 PM EST on April 14th, 2026.
I will work with my staff in the coming days to ensure they are able, in my absence, to serve the needs of the good people of the 14th congressional district. Signed sincerely, Eric Swalwell.”
Dave 🇺🇸 retweeted
I don’t understand how college football works
“Did you have class yesterday?”
“I graduated two years ago… no class”
- Carson Beck
College Football is dead xitter.cf/Fatslob1123/status/201…
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The lack of perspective to simply try and get a laugh about someone’s brain disease and chemistry. Dude is Bipolar, an alcoholic, and drug addict. The folks on @NFLLive and their constant perpetuating of the stigma around mental illness and substance use disorder is baffling!
I can only assume CJ Stroud is playing despite having a bad case of the flu. Otherwise, he wins this game easily.
Welp. Arch Manning ain’t hot stuff. At the moment, he looks to be back in college football next season to have any chance to be drafted into the NFL.
