Gaming Crypto Cars Whatever

USA
Joined January 2017
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Sat down next to 3 people in uni to make new friends and they all got up and left
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sedans are better and extra points if its a duo
once you have driven in a suv, it really make you not like sedans anymore.
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paying $72 to fill my gas tank makes me want to blow my shit smoove off
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👤 LIL UZI VERT 💿 NUYORK NIGHTS AT 21 🗓️ LUV IS RAGE
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Going to canada is so nice cause it doesnt even feel like youre spending money. Shoutout their weak ass currency
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orangie
@orangieAug 13
Corvettes are cool asf
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This post fight speech is what made me a die hard Paddy Pimblett fan "I know i would rather me mate crying on me shoulder, than go to his funeral next week"
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2016-2026 everyone was in a collective psychosis because of politics but something finally snapped and everyone just started living their lives with no real concern for anything in the world
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You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one
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Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file
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your honor you know how a white boy get on twisted tea
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When you finally accept the fact you're fuckin nuts
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@WhotfismickApr 30
POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)
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brizzy 40 hands nigga
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letting a 22-year-old Deloitte analyst with ChatGPT tell a Fortune 500 company how to cut costs
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This shit is so fucking funny man. Irl roguelike runs
Think this is the deepest Scientology raid I’ve seen so far Almost got to Xenu
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eraaa
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My brain when I fail at something: Dude you’ll never amount to shit. You suck. Everyone fucking hates you. Just give up. My brain when I achieve something: sure okay man
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the biggest comeback is making yourself feel like yourself again.
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