@CortAuld
Joined November 2012
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Why is there so much shit that needs to get done every day? #cantkeepup
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Why do Halloween costumes have to be so expensive?
Don't tell me you're going to do something then not follow through #soannoying #petpeeve 🙅
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If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends.
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i have to sleep with a blanket no matter how hot it is
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Making obnoxiously loud noises while stretching just makes it feel that much better 👌
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Cortney Auld retweeted
jess@perfectlyjess_29 Aug 2013
If people aren't questioning your sanity 99% of the time, then you aren't really living your life
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Just watching some of natures fireworks ⚡#lightning #lovingit
Tonight is just one of those nights where I can't stay focused on a task for more than 2.5 seconds #ADD
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Cortney Auld retweeted
Raymond@raybaibay2429 Aug 2013
Cant trust horses, their eyes and sneaky feet, their shoes are permanent... Who makes that kid of commitment to a shoe #lmfaao #bestline
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I swear to god every time a hair dresser sees someone with long hair they feel that need to cut it all off 💇 #controlyourself
It's a sad day when you realize you are already loosing the tan it took you all summer to get #whitegirlprobs
When you find a spider in your towel😭 #ThisIsNotOkay 🙅
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I need a part-time job that pays like $30,000 a week.
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The amount of clothes I pack to go away is actually ridiculous
It takes a lot of talent to lock your keys in you car while the car is still running #ImAnIdiot #shithappens
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Life would be a whole lot better if we didn't need to sleep to survive... There's just not enough hours in the day
The warmer the weather, the better my mood.
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