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Drink too much, eat too much, smoke too much and watch too much football...apparently!!!

Joined June 2009
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I think this is still my favourite tweet of all time - the ‘is there a plan in place’ sends me EVERY time I see it!
What if Shearer turned up one week with a full head of hair and refused to admit he used to be bald. Is there a plan in place for that?
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Off topic, but wanted to shout out Lumiere cinema in Romford, what a great place. Show both classics and new releases, great value too. Check them out if you're local. lumiereromford.com
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In any given contestant lineup on University Challenge there's at least one potential serial killer.
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HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS
It's not every day... ⚔️
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Third round, nice to see you again
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No wonder England won’t win anything when Southgate double shifting as a German copper.
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The UK waving goodbye to a Conservative government.
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I'm hungover and was counting down the minutes until it was acceptable to go to bed..England continue to shaft me at every opportunity #30moreminutesofthisshit #EURO2024    #england
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I’m starting a support group for people who didn’t see the Northern Lights last night. We are valid. Stop erasing our existence Any joiners This is our flag
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True story!
We should normalise wearing cloaks again. Because cloaks are fucking awesome.
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HOT FUZZ was released 17 years ago this week. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air… 1/46
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About an hour ago when he said I’m off
What's your favourite Jurgen Klopp moment at Liverpool? ✍️
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To the customer in Bracknell who put three Steak Bakes on top of one another and ate them like a sandwich, you bow to no man 🙌
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Corrine Rowe retweeted
If you think Littler is good now, imagine how good he'll be in 10 years when he's 43 #WorldDartsChampionship
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Never not funny!
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Ha what were we saying at the weekend @ehutch13
Dogs used to know their place in pubs-under the table hoovering up dropped crisps. Now owners allow these "fur babies" to sit on the furniture, obstruct the bar with their drinking bowls, and expect free snacks. Keep your filthy paws on the floor.
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This annoys me more than it should.
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"I'm not driving a Mini Metro, I'm not driving a Mini Metro..." The first episode of I'm Alan Partridge was first show OTD in 1997 💜 What's the best ever Partridge moment?
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