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"I'm working for a fucking passport scam."

I quit Nobu after working there for a little over a month The pay was dogshit, especially after tax, which is when the government transfers the compensation for my labor to fat lazy blacks in order to fund their BET sub- scription, nunchuck decorated liquor store visits and weekly dose of Cheeto dusted goy slop. Spics do the same with their share but with plenty of strollers, pampers and CK One included, with an entire family of aliens packed in that clown car of a Honda. I never saw any of the money, it all went toward rent, food, and other overly expensive "necessities." Brain numbing wage slave job I spend most of waking hours preparing to go in, commuting to and from, then at the actual job. Caught in the very cycle I spent years avoiding paying to maintain things I have which is almost nothing. The only freedom is deciding whether to spend the paycheck on rent or utilities this time. Not me. I could not take another day of walking to the train station at midnight. Every time I saw the Trader Joe’s, dogpark, and condo’s I wanted to kill every fat hispanic midget nanny/maid walking white toddlers on leashes, every libtard baby killing yoga pant wearing cunt who probably makes double my salary, every fag half a man wearing khakis Patagonia, and usually some homo coded vest and AirPods. Nobu could be described as a carryout, with orientals yelling "what you want," "we no do that here" and "herro!" constantly, but simultaneously infiltrated by bossy poppers fueled homosexual vape trick queens. Repeated thumps from the EDM chill millennial vibe bass drum vibrate along with their LED Brat colored furry tail butt plugs.

I recently had a seasonal job at a national park (I will not be naming which one). I worked there during the summertime and I gotta say this place was peak diversity, equity, and inclusion. I don't think it helped that it was located in a liberal state, if anything that should've been a red flag and a turn off to me. But the park looked (and frankly was) so beautiful, I figured I'd enjoy it. Which I did, somewhat. Anyways, a good few of my coworkers were quite off-putting to me. Some of them felt like they'd just walked off the set of a modern Netflix show with the surplus of stereotypes they were displaying, at least from my POV. There were about 5 gay guys that worked there, and 3 of them were the shortest men on our team, which I felt may or may not have been a subtle nod to the blackpill theory (my oh my, is Charles Darwin rolling in his grave right now). And these men had piercings all over and had colored hair that did not fit them whatsoever, it made me cringe a lot, needless to say. And don't even get me started on the niggers that I had to be around. I've gotten to a point where something as small as the yellow sclera visible in a nigger's eyes just creeps me the fuck out whenever I see it. The way some of them were looking at me, it felt as if they could sense my closeted racism (at least in the presence of the staff), which they honestly might have. I'm not saying I had a problem with them, because I didn't work with any of them in my department and I never really talked to them. However, that would change eventually. After being there for around two months, I got back to the employim dormitory one night after a long shift, and was ready to settle down. I overheard one of the black coworkers having a conversation about Kanye West with another person, and for some reason I felt like joining in. I tried asking him if he'd ever heard Kanye's Heil Hitler song before and he said no. So I decided to sing it to him. After I was done he just muttered, monotonally: "dat's crazy," and then he got up and left for some event about 5 minutes later. I just assumed he didn't really give a fuck. Then 10 minutes later, some Shaniqua that I barely ever interacted with there comes in and tells me she's going to "break my nose" if I pull a stunt like that again. At this point, I'm just annoyed because she wasn't even there to witness what I did, and the people who did see me do it didn't really seem like they cared. I decided to just go to my dorm room. Then shortly after my phone starts getting a bunch of messages going like "bro wtf did you do?" "where are you?" "Everyone's asking where you are." I don't really like where this is going, so I just grabbed all my shit and left the building, putting my stuff in my car. Then I drove a ways away because I did not feel like dealing with a lecture about how "I'm a [random liberal term that doesn't mean anything]" while sitting in an HR office pretending like I feel remorse. The next morning rolls around and I realize I'm fucking tired of acting and repressing my authentic self, so I decide to just book it and go home, without letting them know. Told my parents that my department just closed down and they couldn't find a replacement for me, so they sent me home, and they took my word for it. Moral of the story: modern employment is a full-frontal attack on the white man's dignity, and I've set a new priority to escape at all costs. P.S. If you live in a liberal state, I feel bad for you, genuinely. As a guy who grew up in a conservative region of a primarily purple state, it blows my mind on so many levels that the troonjak memes are literally real life for some people.

"Most of them actually apply deodorant."

Anon is a cockroach enthusiast.

I worked night shift at a warehouse and would regularly use the upstairs office admin bathroom. Made sure to piss in the sink. Splish splash, boss

"It never gets better."

Fat people stink. I sit in a tiny office with 10 people working in a small space. 8/10 are clinically obese and the smell is torture, worse than hell. I don't know what I did to God to deserve such a punishment, but I am sorry.

Why the fuck do Indians do that thing with their head whenever they speak? I work in a call center in Canada filled with Indians (the irony is not lost on me) and when they speak to each other it's like watching a bunch of bobbleheads talk who happen to smell like rotten curry.

My life: >Dead end, brain dead job filled with people I despise >Sexless marriage >Poor, on the verge of poverty >6 figure debt between me and my wife growing everyday What's the point anymore? I should just give up.

I am wilfully retarded at work. The second I walk in, I turn off my brain and act like a retard. People don't bother me so much anymore, and I feel free.

"I am in the US Army, and we are not winning the next war."

While I do not work in an office environment like many others, I have discovered that the hell of the stereotypical asshole boss/wagie relationship also applies to the blue-collar trades. When I graduated from high school all the retards from my class went off to college to catch 1.5 STDs, get cheated on, and build up 6 figures of debt, all to get a job that makes them want to k*ll themself. I instead went into the skilled trades, as I had looked at most college degrees and the careers they led to and realized that I’d want to kill myself if I did any of that. Started out in a paid apprenticeship doing pipe fitting/environmental control, and by the time 5 years had gone by, I was at the point where I was making almost stupid money. All my friends who had gone off to school were always broke and bitching about how they were making minimum wage after taking out these massive student loans, and that they worked for useless assholes who were all about appearing to be politically correct and all kinds of other horse shit. While I didn’t brag about the difference between my experience and theirs, I’m fairly certain that they were all aware of the massive disparity. Now something that you have to know about the trades is that up until recently they were the stronghold of the boomerest of the boomers. Even after hitting my 10 year mark, I’d still get shit constantly about how I didn’t know anything and other boomer nonsense, but in the end they respected the work I did, and by extension respected me as long as I got results. This all changed around 2016 when the left’s chosen one was defeated. Suddenly HR departments started materializing overnight into a workforce that previously would have put them into a mental institution after one conversation. The competent, hard working boomers that wouldn’t suck the cock were either forced into early retirement or demoted into oblivion, and the petty bureaucrats who had been shunned before were ruling the whole industry. This all came to a head when Covid hit. Lost my job when I explained to a group of useless bureaucrats that their idea for a Covid virtue signal would actually cause more harm than help (did this professionally, with supporting documentation, as I had learned to cover my ass by this point), and ever since every single job that will hire me tells me at the start that they’re looking to bring on someone permanently, but then will bounce me as soon as I finish whatever big project they spring on me in the first couple of weeks of the job. At the most recent one I was working for a smaller company that was just starting up. They were all retards that got scammed into buying a bunch of shit that they didn’t need, and then the asshole who sold it to them didn’t even put any of it in correctly. So I basically walked into one of the biggest shit shows I’ve ever seen. Within a few months, I had all of the shit they needed working correctly, and had bullied the dude who scammed them into taking back the shit they didn’t need and refunding their money. And what did the retards do? Fired me because my position was no longer needed. God damn boss bitches and LGBT virtue signaling cucks ruined my career. If you want to suck the cock go ahead, but stop trying to talk shit at me with your mouth full. And give me back the boomers. At least they were based.

"Construction industry is kinda nice cause I can be as racist as I want and no one cares too."

>Manager hires 2 black guys >Asks me "What do you think of the diversity I brought to our team?" >I respond "Our diversity is our strength" >One of them gets fired for calling my boss stupid (low impulse control) >The other gets fired for never showing up on time Must be structural racism and socioeconomic factors

"I've had guys kicking me back that 10% for almost 5+ years."

"I pay a Pakistani $150/week to do all the work and I do absolutely nothing"

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