Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out, doesn't mean it's your asshole.
“@306dad: @Corn_Fred on my way”. Waited for ya man, but you took too long. There all gone now, sorry!!
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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing and work at it, you will succeed.
No better way to start ur morning then push starting ur car! #deadbattery #5.0 #foxbody
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”Smells fresh. Like a tropical island.”
"Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it."
@JGilkerson you forgot to put the horse pressure relief valve in didn't ya.... #shithappens
“@JGilkerson: Sorry neighbors gotta break this fresh motor in a bit.” ...Ain't it funny how its always at night too!
