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KC ➡️CHI ➡️ LA. Quizzia pub-less pub trivia https://xitter.cf/t.co/EHaNY2Srbq #RCJH He/him. Annoying your conservative friends online since 2003. #VaccinesWork #FuckTheNRA

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2008
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Dog owners, stop leaving your dog's shit on the sidewalk! Pick it up! And mail it to the @NRA 11250 Waples Mill Rd, Fairfax, VA 22030.
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Need biz insurance in CA? Avoid @MPXInsurance. With them for a few years, then get a 2-line email, about a slight change required, but omit the fact that this little change is going to cost you 4x what you were paying. Fuck MPX and fuck Rocco Demateis. Caveat emptor, I guess.
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The officials called Kadarius Toney for being a few inches offsides and then proceeded to completely ignore Von Miller being offsides on the very next play 😂
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I am Jewish and it is easy to explain Zionism. It is a political ideology of settler-colonialism that requires the extermination of Palestinians. Stop, listen, learn, and deconstruct this wretched weaponization of Judaism. May we all dismantle this atrocity in our lifetime.
Replying to @RavBogard
And dear God, if you aren't Jewish, please please please don't try to explain and define antisemitism and anti-Zionism to me or to anyone else. Stop, listen, learn, deconstruct. 3/
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Here’s where we’re at: The “pro-life” @GOP is risking the life of an actual breathing person in order to “save” a fetus with no chance to live. Tell me more about the “sanctity of life”, you fucking idiots.
BREAKING: Late tonight, the Texas Supreme Court temporarily halted a lower court ruling that would have allowed Kate Cox, our plaintiff with severe pregnancy complications, to have an abortion to protect her health and future fertility.
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We're putting the final touches on Lando’s birthday surprise in Vegas, just in time for the guest of honor to arrive. Stay tuned to see Lando’s reaction IRL! #HiltonVroomService

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Please tell me the crowd all chanted “wanker” at him.
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Did you know that 2 million Americans need prosthetic care, and many lack insurance coverage? Jason Sudeikis and Billy Brimblecom joined #MorningJoe to share how the #Thundergong charity concert and @movingamputees aims to make a difference #ProstheticCare #Thundergong #givesteps
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could I have moved with more urgency to resolve this situation? of course! but these studios pay me over 3 million annually to grind labor so I have to at least PUT ON A SHOW so it seems like I have value beyond a predictable and now-obsolete union busting playbook 🙄
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we’re now 6 months into these strikes. half a year of jobs lost and lives destroyed. and when I look back at it all, I mostly just can’t believe how mean everyone has been to me. all I ever wanted to do was bankrupt creative people on behalf of a few monopolistic tech companies
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[having never read a single work of literature] I’m gouging out my eyes like Oedipus to show that I won’t be deceived by appearances
Mace: I’m wearing the scarlet letter after the week I had being a woman and being demonized for my vote and voice.
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Who would you start at QB this week: Joe Burrow or Kirk Cousins? #FantasyFootball @StartSitFF
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Great work, per usual @GetSpectrum. Internet’s been out since 7pm last night, around 14 hours ago, and no estimate of when it will be restored. I get it, I’m in Los Angeles. It’s gotta be tough in such a remote location. 🙄
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Editorial board of Haaretz, Israel's leading newspaper, says Netanyahu himself is squarely responsible for the disaster, having ignored the potential consequences of escalating aggression toward Palestinians.
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The perfect account to promote after a month of trying to fight antisemitism claims.
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Contrary to how McCarthy’s defenders are behaving, men failing up is not a Constitutionally protected right. The man made risky decisions and faced the natural consequences of them. I am not his mom, and my job is not to put pool noodles around hard corners for Republicans.
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It’s a good start, but I won’t be satisfied until every House R is crying.
There is a group of House Rs huddled and praying on the House floor Rep. Ann Wagner appears to be crying
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If they posted the whole movie in one post they’d have to pay a residual to the cast & writer & director. By breaking it into short chunks, even still posting it all, they can abuse a contract loophole intended for playing clips on talk shows. – at Los Angeles, CA
Paramount has released ‘MEAN GIRLS’ on TikTok for free in 23 parts to celebrate Mean Girls Day.
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