Freelance writer/journalist. Screenwriter. Novelist. Disappointment. He/him. 35. Demisexual/biromantic.
Michigan
Joined August 2013
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Stopped watching like six months ago and I could still predict everything that would happen in that match tonight. It was still fun, but those cheap endings have worn thin. #RoyalRumble
Lmao. The Eagles are just so bad. I don't care who the Lions play next week. We smoking both of these teams.
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Once again, I challenge anyone who thinks the refs hate their sports team to be a Lions fan for just one year.
As a #DetroitLions fan, watching the Packers embarrass the Cowboys is the highlight of my year so far.
Realizing I haven't made a non-wrestling tweet on here in like two years. Anyway, here's what still is my favorite meme of the year, bye:
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fuck america :D
donate to planned parenthood! :)
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It's really painful to see your dev friends who just want to make the best game the can make for a community that cares but have to make design decisions or enable predatory monetization/drip fee systems at the mandate of out of touch corpo execs who only care about stockholders.
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These #Emmys bits have been so relentlessly unfunny, Conan O'Brien had to take matters into his own hands and create his own.
Thank you so much for the past year, fellas. I have been stuck in somewhat of a creative rut due to the circumstances of the world and my own mental health and watching your content has, in more ways than one, helped shake me free from it. I will never forget that. #MementoMori