Freelance content writer. Mama to a wrecking-ball toddler. Collector of grey cats, leopard print and disco balls.

Stockton on Tees
Joined February 2009
I'd never watched an episode of #PumpRules until last week and now I'm obsessed with these people and the downfall of that horrid worm-man. – at North East, England
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The reunion is a reality TV masterclass. No notes, just gasps. – at North East, England
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The ultimate "Gazette Grifter" is running in our ward and we've used his flyers to line the cat litter trays. Possibly the most useful thing his face has done. – at North East, England
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I was going to wait until Eurovision week to start tweeting again but local election results are pulling me back in.
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I read this and laughed, mainly because I was there. A bizarre exchange. Onwards and upwards for Boro 🌹✊ – at North East, England
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Jon Stewart: β€œWhat’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”
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One of my favourite things about Christmas is #joinin - if you're on your own or feeling lonely, there are so many lovely people to chat to (and share festive animal pics with 😸) – at North East, England
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I'm glad someone documented my youth, my recollection is unsurprisingly hazy. Excited to escape into @ThisClubCouldBe – at North East, England
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There's a special place in hell for children's entertainers who break out the "who can scream the loudest" game in a confined space. – at North East, England
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1. I don’t expect much from the Saudi government when it comes to human rights. But there is a horrific violation of human rights that I want to bring attention to. This is Salma al-Shehab and she's just been sentenced to 34 years in prison for tweeting and retweeting.
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I get the "it's a festival, there's loads of other bands on" argument. However, @OfficialRandL put together a day that would be a huge pull for metal fans. They're the ones losing out. – at North East, England
The refund refusals for @OfficialRandL just don't make sense. Plenty of people will snap up tickets for The 1975, just like a lot of people bought day tickets to catch RATM on a rare UK tour. So many people will be left out of pocket. – at North East, England
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Yes, it's not technically a "Rage show" but with Run The Jewels they were bringing THAT show to the festivals. When you also factor in the loss of MΓ₯neskin it's a totally different experience. – at North East, England
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😭 YES, LASSES! – at North East, England
πŸ† OUR ENGLAND. OUR CHAMPIONS. πŸ†
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HEY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FANS! We're giving away some awesome @MCRofficial VIP merch bundles, including a drawstring bag containing badges, patches, a scarf, deluxe rain poncho and MK Stadium wristband! πŸ–€ For the chance to win, simple like this post, follow us and retweet!
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I love the "oh you've caught a daddy long legs" season of cat ownership. It's either prolonged torture or 'I got you a present". – at North East, England
I feel like an important role for me as a parent is to convince my son that Jurassic Park is a standalone movie. – at North East, England
Frantically trying to pause the trailer to confirm that there IS an actual Buffy cameo. – at North East, England
They weren’t even supposed to be here today. #Clerks3 - In Theaters This Fall.