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Joined July 2024
The FA had a duty of care towards Max. What was his crime? Mildly reacting to a dangerous challenge. Instead of protecting a 16 yr old, you chose to suspend him and promote violent conduct. Thankfully Max didnt suffer a serious injury because apparently thats what it takes.
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Got our answer in 3 days
Cole Palmer wasn’t sent of for this . Imagine if it was an Arsenal player
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Win the dog right wing at this point
Saka injured, Madueke injured (Arteta confirmed just now), Dowman suspended. Havertz RW at Anfield? 😭
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Bring me Kroupi and Nusa asap in Jan
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Courtney retweeted
I tell you, stutter, fake, no look penalties are the death of me. Stop doing that shit and just pick a target, don’t change and hit it with power. Frustrates the living shit out of me
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Their keeper couldn’t even touch the crossbar and we only scored one goal against them. Fine them all a week’s wages tomorrow.
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Dowman might miss 3 games with the red card, but he’s very lucky not to be miss a lot more with an injury
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Older guys trying to kick the shit and break the ankles of a 16 year old, no wonder he retaliated. Not worthy of a red card, well done ref you prick
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They’ve gone from mocking us for not winning trophies to mocking us for not qualifying for the UCL to mocking us for not winning the league to mocking us for not winning the champions league to mocking us for our players not being top 10 in the Ballon D’Or list. This is what you call growth.
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The real winner of the coach of the year.
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🤦‍♂️ Premier League champions, Champions League finalists, individual Golden Gloves... yet not a single top-14 finish, no Yashin Trophy for David Raya, and total disregard for our dominance over a full season. Has the Ballon d’Or completely lost its credibility in your eyes?
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Unai Simón over David Raya 😂😂😂
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Feels so harsh on David Raya. He would’ve won this award had he started for Spain at the World Cup. Unai Simon is not a better goalkeeper.
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If Gabriel or Lewis Skelly did this.. The whole world would be barking now.
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If you ever wanted to know how weak and easily influenced by external narratives our refs are you only have to look at how they police Arteta leaving the technical area compared to pretty much every other manager in the league...
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But when klopp had 1 in 9 years that was fine
The longest-serving manager in the Premier League has just ONE Premier League title in 7 years at Arsenal. one.
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I’ve got a feeling Cole Palmer is about to put on a show today. One of those performances where he reminds everyone just how ridiculously gifted he actually is.
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Jerked by the Villains 💦😂😂😂😂
Mauled by the cheetahs 🐆😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂
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Our Man of the Match today goes to Aston Villa! 🙌😂 Thank you for saving football! 🙏
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