passing notes to our internet BFFs.
NY + LA
Joined December 2012
- Tweets12.4K
- Following271
- Followers218
- Likes3.3K
When I was about 7 I learned that it absolutely SLAYED with teachers and moms if I mispronounced it as “immaculate complexion” thank you so much
It’s late November and if you got a new winter coat I’m going to need you to make sure you cut that vent stitch
I willfully accept that Shiz is full of witches and donkey men and munchkins but I can not get my head around it being a college full of students in their 30s
There’s one particular wig in gilded age that I hate so much. It’s straight out of meet me in St. Louis or hello dolly. You know the one.
Sometimes when I’m sad I ask ChatGPT to make an action figure of myself crying with accessories like Kleenex and a remote. This is the only satisfying use of AI I’ve found (and it is very satisfying).
Jesus Christ Is Risen Today is the Star Spangled Banner of hymns because what do you mean we’re all going for a high E
The amount of times and ways the tax form asks if you’re from Yonkers I’m starting to wonder if i DO live in Yonkers
The paint colors they sell at Ollies are called “community beige” and “urban bird tan” and I’ve thought about it all day long.
It’s always Muppets this, Snoopy that, but nobody’s willing to talk about GARFIELD’S perfect Christmas special
I am one coat into painting my office dark green after stripping/ refinishing the woodwork. I WANT it to give Ralph Lauren, Edwardian study, mossy cottage but I FEAR it gives deer hunting dude’s tv room with guns on the wall 😭
I will watch anything Little Women related. Found A Little Women Christmas on tv and felt like they are all styled like Evangelical Instagram influencers. Then realized I was on the Christian channel so yes. They are.
I wish people understood that I have dogs but I don’t want gifts with dogs on them (and other thoughts preoccupying my night so I don’t think about the election )
Lady Gaga’s performance has the energy of a musical performance on a Mary Kate and Ashley VHS and no I can’t elaborate #OlympicGames #OpeningCeremony