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Joined June 2025
Funny how @beffjezos is supporting @UsePaid and crypto today despite he tweeted this back in 2023. He critics low-substance financial grifts in favor of genuine technological scaling like AI and energy infrastructure. He ate his own words. "Memetically-engineered product" Why are we even sending rewards to him when he's showing hate towards crypto. Holders deserve all the rewards
Crypto grifts and memetically-engineered product pumps through the buying out of Twitter influencers was a zero interest rate phenomenon.
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Q-Day is suddenly everywhere because of Justin Drake’s thread: the day a machine can break the public-key math (RSA and elliptic curves / ECDSA) behind Bitcoin, Ethereum, TLS, and most of the internet. Ordinary computers cannot crack it in useful time. A big enough quantum computer can, and the new worry is that AI-driven math might find a classical break even sooner. That is why it is the day people fear. It is actually the most feared day in crypto and literally everyone is talking about it rn. I paired it with Quantum Computing xitter.cf/search?q=Q%20day&src=t…
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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It's THE BIGGEST WWW LORE In June 2021, The inventor of WWW Tim Berners-Lee auctioned a 1/1 NFT named "Source code for the WWW" It sold on 30 June for $5,434,500. Bidding started at $1,000. The buyer was not named. Proceeds went to causes he and his wife support. The token packaged four signed items from the code he wrote at CERN, mostly 3 Oct 1990–24 Aug 1991, about 9,555 lines: The time-stamped source files for the first browser/editor, including early HTML, HTTP, and URIs A ~30-minute animation of the code being written A digital poster of the full code, made by him in Python, with his signature A June 2021 letter reflecting on writing it His own line: he was not selling the source code. He was selling a picture of what that code would look like stuck on a wall and signed. The web, the protocols, and the code stayed free. CERN and W3C still host the open files. The NFT is a signed copy, closer to an autograph than a copyright.That auction is his only public blockchain sale Sotheby’s catalogue: sothebys.com/en/digital-cata… Sotheby’s press release on the sale: sothebys.com/en/press/the-or… BBC report: bbc.com/news/technology-5766… New York Times: nytimes.com/2021/06/30/busin…
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chose the model that grok suggested
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after reading this tweet which coin would you bid $m/ep or $e/acc .. y'all should support the one that's support trenches instead of a guy fudding memecoins and then endorsing a token that's making him money. those are DOUBLE-STANDARDS xitter.cf/beffjezos/status/18859…
Just a reminder that I don't support any memecoin. I have never launched one nor will I ever launch one. I don't think it's a good idea to monetize one's social capital this way, personally.
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the guy is so anti-memecoin lmao, yet he decides to endorse it for money xitter.cf/beffjezos/status/18896…
Crypto needs regulatory clarity to get out of this unproductive memecoin era. This cycle was intentionally induced by the previous administration to delegitimize cryptocurrencies at large.
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look at the double standards and how money change people's opinion even the big ones fall for money @beffjezos @GotrillaGorilla @Putrickk xitter.cf/beffjezos/status/18859…
Just a reminder that I don't support any memecoin. I have never launched one nor will I ever launch one. I don't think it's a good idea to monetize one's social capital this way, personally.
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It's Electric Coin company.. not Electronic
Insane we have no coin for this yet Similar to how Baton is the parent company behind PUMP, Electric Coin Company is the company that was formed to create and launch Zcash. z.cash/ecosystem/electric-co…
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Cooked supermannn retweeted
keep the energy up boys, we hold this floor and moon from here. pfps, community posts & believe. raid everyone with fih pfps this meme is retarded enough to send to retarded numbers if you guys work & cook i will cook so fucking hard for you i done this and sent coins to 100s of millions and 1 to a billion i know every exchange and they all know me if you guys believe and bagwork & ill reward you. lets make communities great again. $fih
$20,000 in buy backs already, FIH wheel.
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The funniest protests of all time are going on rn in front of Peter Thiel’s house in Argentina The protestors are all dressed as Gandalf demanding he leave the country News has begun covering Unless he agrees to leave country this will continue for a long time Token is named Lxs Gandalfs del Sur because that’s the name of the group HDXQ3QT3zaXiUVj3Puuyh35qWq7rkWFpP1ESXsRfpump Trending : xitter.cf/i/trending/20897520267…
Una banda de Gandalfs esta tarde en la puerta de la casa de Peter Thiel en Palermo Chico. 😁
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