@CookSuck

internet food police

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Joined November 2011
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hey i skimmed your tweet and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said
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Last night at the pub I raised the question - who is worse? Thirsty Merc or Jet? There was lot of discussion. Please continue 🧵
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while I’d technically, and by a very slim margin, prefer to watch Jet live, they are also by far the more terrible band
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Please god no
Toto Albanese, Australia’s 1st Dog 🐾🇦🇺@TotoAlbanese24 May 2022
Dad brought me along to a furry busy playdate over the weekend! 🐶 It was great to make some new doggy and hooman pals! 💕🐾
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BREAKING: Worst Person You Know Is Becoming A Social Worker
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ALBO! He’s good stuff isn’t he. Decent man. I like that. Bit of decency. Bit of a pisshead but he’s been working on it. That’s good. Not everything in life is about money/power. It’s really that simple
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instagram.com/p/Cd2fsCbPtkt/…
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gourmet pies are for fucking losers. the official snack of centrists
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go to the service station you fucking cargo pant class traitors, stop gentrifying the pie
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@824spring15 Mar 2016
Sometimes ur down on australia and other times you see a bloke say "g'day mate" to a cat
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ringworm@prawn_meat15 Apr 2022
those three little words she wants to hear
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🐓🍗👜
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Drink idea: a shot of Bundaberg rum chased with the juice from a Woolies hot chook bag. Like a bogan pickleback
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I feel “blessed” to not have any children tbqh
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Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
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the "meat pie" is at the forefront of most brands of masculinity, and yet the act of rolling some puff pastry and whimsically baking one yourself is very much not
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And yet here I am, sans jacked sportsbet account, sans porno mag. I am comfortable with myself
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@ScottMorrisonMP it’s all curries with you isn’t it cunt?!?!? Why don’t you fucking MAN UP and show this country you have some BALLS and bake a fucking pie?!?!??
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