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Incase you understand this you are a sharp. Incase you don't understand just follow the instructions as written.
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Replying to @david_abdl @ControlledSlave
He doesn't want my boi-cock squirting prematurely, as it does when I write lines, so he told me I can take a break whenever I want... Assuming I write the line stating why, and that it's only 20 seconds per break. I could take another one, but I'd have to write the line again.
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I did 30 minutes of corner time for @ControlledSlave, and wrote thank you lines as such.
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The 1977 gay Bob was the first openly gay action figure, and is extremely hard to find and expensive if you can find it
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Humanoid History@HumanoidHistoryJan 1
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Welcome to 2026, the future time of METROPOLIS, released in 1927.
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Rome with your own house slave is really quite pleasant. 😏👇🏻🙇🏻♂️
#slave #bdsm #humanfurniture #humanfootstool #suiteddom #suitmaster
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TP Conservation 101
Made a fag count out 100 sheets of TP.
Now he has to document when he uses each and every sheet.
Faggot conservation of TP is important! Don't you agree? LOL
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Told my mum to watch out for the Reverend Mother calling Maria a Cunt Face and she hasn’t stopped laughing since
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Imagine the cruel timewasting fun Superiors could have with this. I can imagine @MegaraFurie having a loser sort out all the colours using only their nose.
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If Earth's history were condensed into 24 hours, life would appear at 4 am, the dinosaurs extinction at around 11:41 pm and human history would have begun at 11:58 pm.
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Nearly half of Grindr’s employees have quit their jobs following the company’s decision to end its remote work policy.
Employees have been forced to return back to the office, with many having to relocate to new cities in order to keep their job.
🔗: buff.ly/3LkJIPF
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Aerial look at Spaceship Earth tonight with red, white, and blue lighting for Independence Day weekend.
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So I've just been randomly approached by some cash-loser (literally) who wanted to pay me. I decided to let him give me his cash. I have a sense he might be back but who knows. In any case, looks like I got free lunch today! #paypig #finswitch




























