Contrary Close Combat is my life, and my life is amazing. Servant of Mistress Pecharunt. Oh and small fry over here is pretty cool too I guess.
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🦅: When you really stop to think about it. I am the best pokemon ever. Let that sink in.
🦅: Atleast a couple hundred.
🪲: Zero! :D
🦅: All of them!!! HAHAHAHA ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!
🪲: None...
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!!
Day 25, for MUSES!
How many ten year old kids could you beat up?
(Suggestion by @ContraryAbuser!)
🪲: Who is Beheeyem?
🦅: Take her. I don't care. She's not even my kid. She just follows me around.
DAILY BEHEEYEM AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!!
Day 3, for EVERYONE.
Would you let Beheeyem babysit your child or children.
🦅: That one Beheeyem that everyone hates because if I pick literally anyone else I will die.
🪲: I've never met any Beheeyems before, but I saw this really cool one on TV one time! So I'm picking that one! :D
🦅: I've seen the trend. The answer to all of them is, "I will murder you." I don't care who you are, if you randomly kiss me, you better start counting your days.
🪲: I want to do it too! Mwah!
🪲: BOO! Hahaha did I scare you? :D
🪲: Isn't my costume awesome? :D
🪲: I don't know where Star went, but he's just got a mask... SO BO,RING,UH!☹️
🪲: So what do you think? :D
🦅: I'm here to teach a 10000 year old idiot what Halloween is. He doesn't understand why everyone is dressing up and all that crap, so that's why I'm here. By "I" I mean Lâche. Lâche will teach him.
🪲: Yeah! ^w^
[ Closed interaction with @M0chi_0verlord ]
*Fezendipiti wanted to bring Staraptor to Kitakami to show him her feather care routine. Staraptor accepted her offer, and now they've arrived in Kitakami. They may also do some sight seeing as he has never been to Kitakami before*
🦅: It has come to my attention that nobody really likes me very much. But I honestly don't care because I've gotten used to it. Say and do all you want, but you’re not gonna phase me.
🦅: Me
🪲: I can't decide😫
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!!
Day 14, for MUSES!
If you were on a gameshow, who would you trust to give you the answer to the final question?
Or, who’s the smartest person you know?
Now we get to your weather report for toda-💥
🦅: GIVE ME THE MIC, NOW! THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!
🦅: TO ALL THE PEOPLE AND POKEMON WHO CAN HEAR ME. THERE IS SOMETHING ON OUR PLANET THAT SHOULD NOT BE. *Staraptor sounds utterly terrified* PLEASE, IF YOU SEE A STRANGE ALIEN+
🦅: I dislike Crobat, she's not my rival. No one will ever be good enough to be my rival.
🪲: I don't like it when people or pokemon fight! I have no enemies.
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!!
Day 13, for MUSES!
Who do you consider your worst enemy?
Or, who do you consider your rival?
