plaintiffs' mass torts attorney. nerd. karaoke singer. for legal ethics reasons, this account and the person using it are jokes. he/him.
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I’ve played enough Legend of Zelda games to know that if you find an old flute you actually have to play it in order to right the wrongs of the past and continue on with your quest to save the world.
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Anti-“wokeism” is a reactionary moral panic that builds a permission structure for people across the political spectrum to make common cause with the anti-democratic Right – or, at the very least, stifles the response to the assault on multiracial, pluralistic democracy.
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“I’m a true liberal – these people are radical, woke activists” feels a lot better than “I always thought I was pretty liberal, but I must say I’m feeling uncomfortable about these calls for equality and respect, especially when they question my status in society.”
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Someone should cut an ad about how Republicans' solution to every problem is to stick it on a plane and fly it to a blue state
Need an abortion? Go to NY/CA.
Immigrant? One way ticket to MA
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“[The @CFPB] only has so many people & so many resources, & many consumers who are cheated by predatory lenders need the ability to protect their own rights in court. The only way that is possible is if [it] will take on the blight of forced arbitration,” said our @FPBland
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Really let it sink in that these railroad bosses are willing to tank the whole economy in order to prevent their workers from having the time to go to a routine doctor appointment or take a sick day. Ghouls. And yet a lot of media framing this all like it's the worker's fault.
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The abortion data don't lie. The only women who get late term abortions "on demand" are the ones who are losing their babies and perhaps own lives from complications without it. The entire 'exceptions' framework is a Republican marketing mirage. – at Eugene, OR
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Karine Jean-Pierre: "I'm going to quote Lindsey Graham from August 7, 2022, and he said, 'I've been consistent. I think states should decide the issue of marriage and states should decide the issue of abortion.' That's from his own mouth and now he wants to do a national ban."
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Dreher is right: It really says something - about people like him who “found it plausible,” or, more likely, eagerly jumped on the chance to stoke outrage and fear in their ever-radicalizing quest to defeat those supposedly omnipresent leftist forces they keep fantasizing about.
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Weekend reminder that SimCity's creators couldn't accurately reflect the scale of urban parking lots because if they did the game fell apart.
theatlantic.com/technology/a…
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Imagine being excited to smell ham but it was just that heap of whiners’ dirty laundry
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You call me a fascist but you've never even read my favorite Mussolini essay.
ALT I would bet my life savings that Karine Jean-Pierre has never even heard of, much less read, the essay by Mussolini and Giovanni Gentile that defines the doctrine of fascism. To the libs, fascism simply means “something I do not like.”
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First of all, these are the last people who should be insisting on the sacred obligation to repay your debts, no matter what. It's harder to find prominent MAGA Republicans who aren't grifters and/or deadbeats than ones who are. The opportunities for mockery are endless 2/
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As Biden cancels (some) student debt, remember why the debt exists. A key Reagan advisor warned in 1970 that free college was producing the dangerously explosive "dynamite" of an "educated proletariat," and "we have to be selective on who we allow to go through higher education":
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Imagine sacrificing your life for trump lmao
Ricky Shiffer, who died after a shootout with police in while fleeing the FBI office in Cincinnati today, was at the Capitol riot on Jan. 6.
He told users to shoot FBI agents "on sight" on Truth Social after Monday's Mar a Lago search.
nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/m…
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This law is designed to remove federal employees who refuse to carry out unlawful instructions from their superiors.
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And while some folks have characterized opponents’ views of the consequences of the new abortion law as overblown or minor bumps that aren’t terribly concerning, don’t take my word for it. The Georgia Court of Appeals agreed with me 24 years ago in Hillman v. State. #gapol
