Re-watched the, obviously, brilliant classic "#Memento" – and couldn't stop picturing @mulaney as @TheGuyPearce.

I’d love to book @toddbarry. Period.

There is no way Sam Altman isn’t a complete BITCH to his Dot.

I’m sorry but if @jonasbrothers are still selling out arenas, so should @hansonmusic.

It’s CRAZY how he’s done over 700 of these. 👏

If @HBO can bring back “The Comeback,” I think they could give @StephenMerchant a check to bring back “Hello Ladies” cut a glimpse into that scene modern day 2025.

There’s never been less hype for a #Superman movie, like, ever.

He saw every credits scene end in “Made in Georgia” and thought it was the country.

When you see @CarmChristopher going full Carmen Christopher at the #NYKnicks game.

…He only had $17!! #IDidTheMath

Not nearly enough people are talking about that #Severance post-credits scene!! Damn!!!

You don’t have to like #severance or the finale but, dear god, why do people obsess about knowing everything? It’s about the journey, not the destination — the answers are and will be simple in the end. Want more instant gratification with storytelling? Try a “film.”

Perhaps @THR would like to update their paid puff piece with this? rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…

Absolutely and sincerely thought this was @conner_omalley.

Probably one of the most insane statements one could possibly mutter.

You can pay for school but you can’t buy class.

thank u @netflix

So amazing they got Rosie Perez to commentate this fight!!!

My god, imagine writing this cringe?

Very sad that I’m gonna have to go ahead and finally unfollow the crypto motivational bot that took over @ScottiePippen’s account!