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Papa of a 🐁, a🐠, and a 🧸. “You can’t fix stupid”

Aventura, FL
Joined March 2009
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Replying to @ExploreSpaceKSC
@ExploreSpaceKSC hello. How can we contact reservations?
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. @ScottiePippen hit the free throw. My gosh.
Miami and Cuban folks.... adding rum and syrup to black coffee is what makes it a Cuban coffee am I right? # I’m not telling coffe of the day. #WorkFromHome #cubano #MiamiDade
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HQ we’re going to need back up... There’s a big boy on the lose and we’re minus one. 🤣🦎🚫 #OnlyinPalmBeachCounty
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I just put on my new sweatpants for the week. I put them on backwards. If I leave it like this, and turn it around on Tuesday can it pass for two pairs? #askingforafriend #QuarantineLife #QuarantineDiaries
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Hot take spoiler: Mac from @nelsondemille The Cuban Affair is really Arlo (I know he hates being called that) from @DanGutmanBooks My Weirdest Scool. Miss Blake the Flake taught Mac well. #teamworkmakesthedreamwork
Closer while far apart. The new Friday assembly norm. (Uniform pants optional? 🤷🏼‍♂️) #SimchaLeiner @SimchaLeiner my new #shoulderbuddy
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Being home, having to feed the kids 7 meals a day takes it’s toll. Thank you @teach_florida, thank you @GovRonDeSantis, thank you @JaredEMoskowitz, thank you @NikkiFriedFL for arranging kosher lunch during these tough times.
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It took @MayorGimenez about 10 days to shut down Miami after the first case of #COVID19 in #MiamiDade over a month ago. @GovRonDeSantis #shutdownflorida shorty after. We slowed the curve & parks are reopening. Life will go on. Greynolds Park April 29 2020 #AmericaStrong
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So @dsw_us sent me the wrong shoes. Nowhere to go to exchange it, no one to talk to, no one to chat with :( Guess will have to wait until after #CoronavirusPandemic
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Replying to @dsw_us
@dsw_us just pmed y’all about receiving the wrong shoes. Thanks.
Y’all need to shut down the circle. It’s like a 5k out there. The longer we wait.......@cityofaventura @aventurapolice
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My kids birthday is April 15. He asked me if I will be busy this year? I told him the #coronavirus delayed #tax day to July 15th. And now that is his new birthday as well. He’s so confused. #TaxTwitter
Daily reminder to kindly STOP EATING BAT SOUP. Now we all have bats us. #ChineseVirus #ChineseCoronaVirus #WuhanVirus #coronavirus
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. @ONLYinDADE what’s the purpose of this.
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We are living in a Movie. Who’s gonna break the screen 📺 and let us out. #coronavirus #coronapocolypse #CoronavirusPandemic
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The day Shulem Aleichem died. #coronavirus
Replying to @TarikCohen
@TarikCohen we should give you the virus so you have run it out of bounds away from peoples. Go Bears.