🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️

Wh- What gave you that impression!?

... Well... show me to them.

... Not quite who I'm referring to. Princess Cookie is the one I mean.

That is your retort? That you simply don't care? You should carry yourself with a little more grace Consul. The cookies of the republic look up to you do they not?

Yes, we are made of it, but we are not called by it. That's like calling a cakehound a batterhound.

No really, Her Majesty's optimism is unmatched. It's actually very impressive.

We do not call ourselves the ultimate dough, that's the term used to refer to that chunk of dough that the blue clown stole from us. We are the Ultimate Cookie, for such an esteemed member of the creme republic, we'd assume you knew the difference.

I've seen living proof of the contrary.

My apologies, but you also shouldn't assume malice like that. It's something I struggle with as well.

? I never assumed you were stealing credit for anything.

Ah, I see. Could just be my memory being hazy- wait a minute i wasn't even there.

You made those? Don't you mean you went behind everyones backs and stole Espresso cookie's work? Secondly, there's no such thing as "perfectly safe" anything can become dangerous if used in a certain manner.

🥛: you deserve it for helping cookiekind at all

I thought Espresso was the one who made the breakthrough.

Who.

... Ok we're taking one of those pearl candies from your soliders and detonating it in your face.

"If you're going to have the audacity to strike me, at least make it hurt." If you insist Consul!

RUDE