There is nobody besides me on this app that is 6-0 with Omarion Hampton

How life feels when your fantasy team is down 28 heading into Monday night football and your running back drops 30

Army really threw one pass, didn’t complete it, and said fuck it no more of that shit haha

Found out I’m working: Halloween Remembrance Day Christmas Eve Christmas Day Boxing Day New Year’s Day (morning) Have a day fellas

The Vikings defense could’ve saved the Titanic

Informed by my co worker I’m sharing the office with a mouse tonight

Saturday night and I’m just sitting here like this waiting for my midnight shift to start

Am I missing something? Why don’t the bucks just kick the field goal there and go up 3 scores with 9 minutes left?

Hour and a half lunch break today

Bro got straight to the point and grabbed 9 😭😭

The Eagles O-line this week

Lose JJ McCarthy but gain Odell #skol

Is this picture why the nucks traded Quinn Hughes?

Gf doesn’t know I picked this up yet. Give me the headset I’m calling the plays here. “Float to pistol, target left bunch. Philly special.”

My fantasy football team and the Minnesota Vikings both being 4-0

Me watching Keith Hurst (my retro bowl QB) break off for a 40 yard rush. That’s why I pay you $50 million a year pal

“Okay Google, set this as my new alarm.”

Justin Herbert after every play rn

Mike McDaniel needs to get back on the Vape cause this Chargers offense is ASS