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Dog mummy 🐶 Family Law Executive 👩🏽‍⚖️ Everton 💙 — — — Nothing worth having comes easy 🕊✨

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Joined January 2020
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So he was technically correct. The tyre place who changed my tyres put the new ones on the back and put the back ones on the front. Therefore, I needed a new set on the front (which were the old ones from the back) because the tread would be completely different.
I got 2 new front tyres like 3 weeks ago. Well I drove over something this morning and fucked one of them up. They tried to repair it but it’s fucked 🫪 But they’re telling me I can’t just replace one. They both need changing… is this right!? Google is giving mixed answers🤦🏽‍♀️
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Jesus. That was a proper painful one at the end but we’ll take the 3 points off those barcode knobheads 👏🏼💙
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Holy fucking shit. These missed chances are going to be the end of me tonight 💀💀💀💀
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Gotta get Hackney on at HT
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Me every time they show a replay of that swing and a miss from good old Barry 💀😬
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I got 2 new front tyres like 3 weeks ago. Well I drove over something this morning and fucked one of them up. They tried to repair it but it’s fucked 🫪 But they’re telling me I can’t just replace one. They both need changing… is this right!? Google is giving mixed answers🤦🏽‍♀️
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If your dog does not have PERFECT recall then it should be on lead. Your dog listening 90% of the time or coming back after multiple calls is simply not good enough. Your dog needs to return as soon as it is recalled. Train your dog or keep it on a lead. It’s that simple!
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I really envy fair weather dog owners. Not one fibre of my being wants to be walking my dog in this weather 🫩🫩🫩
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Has anyone got an Ultion lock on their front door and if so, have you had issues with it? My door isn’t even 12 months old and I’ve had nothing but problems with the lock. The key just won’t turn in it. Had to practically break into my own house last week because of it 🫨
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Everton were punished for exceeding a PSR loss threshold. City face findings involving sham arrangements, misstated accounts and concealed financial info. If the rules are applied consistently, the nature, duration and intent of the breaches must matter. Not just the badge.
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If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever little one 🥺💔 10.11.25 - 08.05.26 💛
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Isn’t it dead fucking weird that every other fucker gets penalties unless it’s Everton 😆😆
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When elite meets elite 🤝 Some game of footy this 😮‍💨🔥
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The officiating bar has been low for a long time but fuck me, I didn’t think it could get any lower. We didn’t help ourselves though. Barry isn’t the answer. He has awful presence for a striker. I’d sooner we play Keane up top!
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Some game of footy this 🔥😮‍💨
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Especially when he didn’t give Araujo a red card for near breaking Foden’s leg and then booking Ugarte twice, with no red card. Absolutely cracking refereeing 👏😬
Ref in the England game has been brilliant at letting the game flow. Checked his nationality and he's German. This is why the Bundesliga is so easy to watch. Their refs are brilliant and getting the game flowing
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Must be the international break again. The media were making the exact same bollocks stories during AFCON. Ah well. Let’s just file this under “shit that’s never going to happen” and carry on with our day 🙃
🆕 Liverpool are prepared to launch a ground-breaking move on Iliman Ndiaye. Liverpool are closely tracking the Senegal international - @GraemeBailey #LFC
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I’m actually crying 😂😂😂 Furthermore though hahahahahaha 💀 Geordie fucking Josh is the gift that keeps on giving. His head is fully gone 😆😆
Geordie Josh is taking the loss well #SAFC #NUFC
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Things we love to see. Rory Jennings crashing out yesterday and now this clown 🤡😬
Fucking cowardly bastards. Strip every single one of them spoilt brats of that footballer shirt and never let them play again. I am sick to death of these fucking spineless cunts.
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Fkn boss this @everton
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