I have something more important than effort, I have patience.

I’ve only had two dates come from real life interaction. Every other girl I’ve ever dated has been from online dating apps.

Instagram the best place for finding new music

Pretty lame how LA has 2 NFL teams with the same exact color scheme

Im probably all over the Tea app

Nothing was ever the same.

I have the sex drive of a Brazilian

Honestly, Europeans are getting the most out of life

Ask me how a slice of pizza cost me my job, all my gains at the gym, my vacation, my apartment, most of my relationships, my money, and five months of my life and counting.

The Amazon warehouse is the most romantic place to meet your S/O in 2026

Of course when I have mono, I’ve never had so many girls hit me up in my life.

I got everything I wanted and then my soul started fading away.

Don’t ever fuck with a guy who has nothing to lose

I see through everything

Still puts me in a trance to this day

It’s a fake ass world with fake ass people and you’re rewarded for being fake

I think people who thugmax are just doing it to mask their insecurities of being poor

I was just gonna chill out for 80 years, but y’all wanted to turn this into a competition

Damn Europeans doing everything but working

Kurt Caz or Christian McCaffrey?

Jeff fucking Probst.