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Goonies never say die | Seattle Sports Fan | Coach | Trevor Suicide Hotline: 1-866-488-7386 | Insta: Mertz16 | he/him

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Already itchin’ for the next season to start 🏈
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alright everyone who enjoyed the taste of millennial cringe earnest optimism on election night… here’s what comes with it!!
Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) profile pictureMark Ruffalo
@MarkRuffalo21h
Sign this petition if you want a new speaker of the house. change.org/p/house-democrats…
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House Democrats: CHOOSE A NEW SPEAKER

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𝓐 ⭑ (@ayojoestar) profile picture
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@ayojoestarNov 4
Give Millennials the ball. We’re pushing 40 and still being told to wait our turn by people who need help opening a PDF. Move. We’ve got shit to fix.
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kaiden (@peachylian) profile picture
kaiden@peachylianNov 4
blue wave is fun until a deep blue state (WA) is voting to pass an initiative that bans trans girls from playing school sports and subjects girls to genital checks to verify they arent trans before they are allowed to play.
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Love that new @KaceyMusgraves song 🤠
★승확행★ (@t_rinosaur) profile picture★승확행★@t_rinosaurNov 4
IM SHAKING SO HARD MY GOVERNOR'S A WOMAN MY SENATOR'S A FREAK MY TEXAS IS BLUE AND MY WHISKY IS NEAT
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We got Blue Texas before the Mariners sniffed a World Series
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okay don’t kill the fucking vibe
Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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if you are still in line to lib out PLEASE STAY IN LINE
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“did you see this twee—“ let me stop you there. I have seen every tweet. if it is posted I have read it. I am refreshing and I am reading and I am refreshing and I am going to do this for nineteen hours straight because if I miss something it will have a direct electoral effect
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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at least fetterman had brain damage
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We got a MAGA kicker trying to hold off a sexual predator to keep his job…Chiefs got a Republican primary in their Kicker room man😭😭😭
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Bro. Ole @PatMcAfeeShow spent DECADES building his “I’m me fuck the haters and fuck you” brand and nuked it ALL IN a 24 hour period A massive bitch
College Sports Only (@CSOonX) profile pictureCollege Sports Only
@CSOonXOct 27
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#CFB #NCAA #NCAAFB #CFBPlayoff #CollegeFootballPlayoff #CFP #CollegeGameday #Gameday #CFBSaturday #CollegeFootballSaturday #SigningDay #SEC #BigTen #B1G #ACC #Big12 #Pac12 #AAC #MAC #MACtion #SunBelt #FunBelt #MountainWest #MWC #CUSA #FCS #FCSPlayoffs #RollTide #GoBlue #GoDawgs #GoBucks #WarEagle #BoomerSooner #GigEm #HookEm #HottyToddy #SicEm #GeauxTigers #LSU #HailState #Gators #GoGators #Noles #GoNoles #FSU #WeAre #OnWisconsin #RockChalk #BearDown #SunDevils #Huskers #Hawkeyes #Cyclones #FightingIrish #GoIrish #GoCanes #WreckEm #SolidOrange #GoDucks #FightOn #Trojans #CommitToTheG #NeverDaunted #GoTerps #BBN #Mizzou #Jayhawks #Illini #Sparty #GoGreen #BoilerUp #GoPack #TarHeels #GoHogs #Wahoos #GoHoos #Hokies #NittanyLions #Buckeyes #CrimsonTide #Tide #CollegeFootballRecruiting #CollegeFootballHighlights #CollegeFootballNews #CollegeFootballGameday #ESPNCollegeFootball #NCAAFootball #Touchdown #Highlights #FootballSeason #PatMcAfee

ALT #CFB #NCAA #NCAAFB #CFBPlayoff #CollegeFootballPlayoff #CFP #CollegeGameday #Gameday #CFBSaturday #CollegeFootballSaturday #SigningDay #SEC #BigTen #B1G #ACC #Big12 #Pac12 #AAC #MAC #MACtion #SunBelt #FunBelt #MountainWest #MWC #CUSA #FCS #FCSPlayoffs #RollTide #GoBlue #GoDawgs #GoBucks #WarEagle #BoomerSooner #GigEm #HookEm #HottyToddy #SicEm #GeauxTigers #LSU #HailState #Gators #GoGators #Noles #GoNoles #FSU #WeAre #OnWisconsin #RockChalk #BearDown #SunDevils #Huskers #Hawkeyes #Cyclones #FightingIrish #GoIrish #GoCanes #WreckEm #SolidOrange #GoDucks #FightOn #Trojans #CommitToTheG #NeverDaunted #GoTerps #BBN #Mizzou #Jayhawks #Illini #Sparty #GoGreen #BoilerUp #GoPack #TarHeels #GoHogs #Wahoos #GoHoos #Hokies #NittanyLions #Buckeyes #CrimsonTide #Tide #CollegeFootballRecruiting #CollegeFootballHighlights #CollegeFootballNews #CollegeFootballGameday #ESPNCollegeFootball #NCAAFootball #Touchdown #Highlights #FootballSeason #PatMcAfee

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Our intro video from our appearance at Macklemore's "Free Palestine" gig last night in Dublin. 💚🤍🧡🤝🇵🇸 🎵 Cormac Begley 🔥
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dan d@DanJDeBrakOct 26
Replying to @MyersPreston1
come on bro, just one more trans joke. y'all are so close to winning this race, just one more trans joke is gonna do it bro, promise
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The curse is undefeated.
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Josh Dubow (@JoshDubowAP) profile pictureJosh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPOct 26
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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Mike Dro
@MikeDro_Oct 15
“As a former big leaguer and World Series champ, it’s pretty easy to feel accepted nearly everywhere I go. Unfortunately that’s not the case for everyone, but we can work to change that” Great message from Jake Peavy.
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLBOct 15
On #SpiritDay, MLB stands together to send a message of acceptance and kindness to LGBTQ youth everywhere. Bullying has no place in our game or our communities, and it is important that every single person feels safe and accepted. As we wear purple on Spirit Day, let’s pledge to create environments where every young person knows that they are seen, supported and celebrated. #MLBTogether
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One of the most psychologically telling photos I’ve ever seen. A perfect image of how Trump maintains his psychotic alternate reality. He now has a 360-degree Ivanka-shaped bubble to seal him in a warm bath of praise—and to protect him from narcissistic injury. Just wow.
Doug Mills (@dougmillsnyt) profile pictureDoug Mills
@dougmillsnytOct 14
White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia and Special Assistant to the president Natalie Harp join President Donald Trump in Marine One he arrived in Wasilla, Alaska yesterday. @POTUS @KatieZacharia
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Goes so obscenely hard.
Rafael Shimunov (@rafaelshimunov) profile pictureRafael Shimunov
@rafaelshimunovOct 10
Punk band Gottlieb release 10 hour Hanoi Hannah style audio to break state forces at protests.
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