They/them. I play magic. Legacygrinder on modo. spellbomb.

Joined November 2023
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Won the Pioneer challenge with Izzet Creativity! 2-1 Izzet Prowess 1-2 Mirror 2-1 UB Ninjas 2-1 Mono G Devotion 2-1 Mono R Prowess T8 Q 2-1 Mirror S 2-1 Mono R Prowess F 2-1 Vivi Cauldron Netdecked the list but would play a slightly different sideboard but was a blast
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“Oh boy I hope the dimensions of the battlefield remain untwisted!” The opponent’s Farigiraf:
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average cis guy describing his favorite tcgs resource system "Imagine my bitch wife" – at Chicago, IL
I love my wife, but there’s no reason to pretend every aspect of her character is 10/10, and I don’t like it when she yells at me. It’s the same with Magic: The Gathering and lands.
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Yeah I watched Digger. Watched a girl digger her gym shorts out of her ass! Haha. I haven’t looked at the news in a couple weeks how’s everyone going.
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new tcgs are always like "we fixed mtgs resource system no more lands in your deck" then every form of card advantage they print is fucking busted in half and the game either turns into broken sloppy style jerkoff sessions or midrange boring fuckfests. – at Chicago, IL
There's no way that people ACTUALLY thing the salvageable thing about Magic is the resource system, right? The resource system in Magic is the TEXTBOOK, SQUARE ONE thing that other games look at and go "How can we improve upon this to remove it from our game?" There are PLENTY of things to look at Magic for and to go, "Aw, man. This game is sick because of ___ that doesn't convert well in other games" BUT THE RESOURCE SYSTEM? C'mon bro. April Fools' was 194 days ago.
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magics fun bc sometimes i wanna jerk off sometimes i wanna fuck and sometimes i fail to do either its just like life
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it is time – at Chicago, IL
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we love the beach!
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SOMEONE HELP JUSTIN
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theyve even gotten to the fortune cookies we are so cooked – at Chicago, IL
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ryan gosling will be playing uncle pussy in the new uncle pussy movie
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t8 the challenge hut junior with reanimator. cryomancer was actually a fucked up card
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If yout bulge isn't gigantic or you're a grower they kill you on Twitter
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I choose #TheGayPipe – at Oak Park, IL

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it is with a heavy heart that i am officially announcing that i am employed and will likely be posting worse in the future it was fun while it lasted – at Chicago, IL
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t4 the standard challenge with life gain – at Chicago, IL
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