i go by mal (he/him) how do y'all find it in you?

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brb, using Limewire to download "butt_song_from_hell_Original.mp3" onto my parents' computer in 2005.
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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we absolutely should in fact genetically engineer bioluminescent plants & trees and then completely eradicate the affront to God that is LED street lights from the face of the Earth
How come it's always war and never like road work. Can we genetically engineer some giraffes for construction projects?
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In the crib eating… ah… forget it…
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Disco Elysium went down in the annals of videogame history because it dared to ask a question that even today's games are afraid to ask: "Can you read, like, a few paragraphs at a time?"
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Do it. This will be funny cause fuck Airbnb and the hosts
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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THIS IS SUCH HUGE NEWS
Alexandria teen becomes first child in state functionally cured of sickle cell disease
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Since the swifties are still coming for me …
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yo @TimSweenyy you should organise an AI game dev boycott where all AI game developers refuse to publish on steam and only publish on Epic
Pirat_Nation 🔴
@Pirat_NationOct 23
Tim Sweeney is criticizing Valve again over Steam’s requirement for developers to disclose their use of generative AI. The Epic Games CEO called the policy “abhorrent,” arguing that developers are being forced to make a “political statement” that could be used against them by a “hate mob.” Sweeney has been criticizing the policy since 2025, previously comparing the disclosure to a “Scarlet Letter” and arguing that AI will eventually be part of almost every game production process.
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you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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Crazy how the Soviets called Earth "Our Home" & the Capitalists call it "Private Property" & still the whole World thinks the Soviets, the Communists, the Marxists, are wrong.
“There is no other home”, Soviet poster, 1986
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Soviet posters called Earth "our only home," but Soviet policies diverted rivers to irrigate cotton, shrinking the Aral Sea dramatically and creating the Aralkum Desert in Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan. nationalgeographic.com/environment/ar… britannica.com/place/Aral-Sea
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If Tamara ordered the skulls and Ethan lied to hide the affair I will ascend directly to heaven
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Playing the first game in the series: wow that enemy was annoying Playing the second game in the series: the same enemy from the first game again are you kidding me?! Playing the sixth game in the series: yoooooo it’s my boy what’s up
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ive been crying laughing for ten minutes
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My boyfriend sometimes just jiggles my butt and I think it helps him destress
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this is probably the worst thing to ever hit someone's neck at one of these tents
Yesterday, a masked far-left thug cowardly hurled yoghurt at @NickTenconi while he sat peacefully at our free speech stand at KCL. Imagine being so consumed by hatred that you resort to attacking someone simply for expressing views you disagree with. These extremists have been emboldened by leftist politicians who turn a blind eye to their intimidation and excuse their behaviour. No one should have to face abuse for exercising their right to free speech. Political violence is utterly disgraceful and must never be tolerated.
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débuts d'organisation syndicale
En France, des livreurs Uber Eats s’organisent pour refuser collectivement les courses les moins rémunérées, en utilisant plusieurs téléphones. Une stratégie qui pousse l’algorithme à augmenter les tarifs jusqu’à atteindre 15 € ou plus par livraison. 😳
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