whimsical nihilist; I’m somewhat outlandish they say; been smooth since days of Underoos.
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Couldn’t happen to a bigger bunch of greedy, hyper litigious, absolute scumbags. Beautiful to watch your extortionate business model finally die. And to those photographers and illustrators screaming this will destroy their business: eat shit. Don’t partner with assholes.
When did it just become standard uniform for creative professionals at a certain age that you just have to start wearing some ridiculous fucking glasses?
Curtains for Zoosha?
Elina Svitolina and Gael Monfils are ending their marriage 💔
Elina shared this message on IG:
“This is the most difficult thing I have ever had to share.
Everyone knows how much Ukraine means to me. What I have rarely spoken about is what the war has done to me inside.
Last year, I told you I needed to step away from the court because I wasn't in the right emotional space. Today, I want to open up a little more. What you didn't see were the sleepless nights, the doubts, and the feeling of slowly losing myself.
Gaël saw all of it. He never let go of my hand. We fought through this together for a long time, with everything we had.
But some battles happen deep inside you, and no amount of love from someone else can win them for you.
With time, I came to understand that I need to find my way back to myself and that I cannot do that within our marriage. It is the hardest truth I have ever had to face and the hardest thing I have ever had to tell the person I love. Gaël listened. He has respected what I need with a strength and grace I will never forget.
Gael has loved me through my greatest joys and my darkest moments, and I have loved him with all my heart. Together, we built a beautiful life, and we were given the most precious gift of all, our daughter, Skai.
Skai will always come first. Our marriage is ending, but our family is not. We will always be her parents, side by side, at every step of her life.
Please know that there is no one to blame here. There are only two people who loved each other deeply and a story that is changing shape.
We ask for your kindness and for the space we need to heal.
Thank you for your love 🤍”
This should shock and terrify every American. It won’t, but it should.
ON UCHICAGO CAMPUS: U.S. Senator from Michigan Elissa Slotkin hopes planned political prosecutions of republican leaders will scare young conservatives from getting involved in politics.
@ElissaSlotkin
And I once watched a @SheaSerrano interview.
My god this Banana Ball thing is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen on TV and I’ve watched women’s basketball before.
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Look at the absolute size of Lena Dunham. She’s like Orson Welles in his latter days when he was doing ads for Paul Masson wines. What a hamplanet.
Guess who’s back, back again…
#GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
When you stack your roster with a bunch of low football IQ Iowa State dudes, you’re going to continually get stupid shit like a receiver getting called for a facemask after catching a pass. #CycloningTheBed
Been gone from Iowa for 30 years but that Gameday segment was the perfect example of why I’ll never stop rooting for that team and those people and that state. Go Hawks.
Attn @TheRickWebster 😂
It turns out woke rage is not an actual investment strategy. Scott Galloway, who teaches at NYU Stern School of Business, now admits that it might have been a mistake to sell all of his stock when Trump was elected. It wiped out 40% of his asset value...
foxnews.com/media/dumping-st…
