@ConMend

Exec Producer at 4BC Brisbane and Two-Time 'Top Gun' at Quasar Bromley. #cafc

 QLD 🇦🇺/ LDN 🇬🇧
Joined March 2009
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I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.
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What a night for England. You could hear London roar in the dark. Quarter-finals, here we come.
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@EnglandJul 6
A tie that had absolutely everything. A win that means absolutely everything. WE ARE WORLD CUP QUARTER-FINALISTS! 🏆
Full-time: Mexico 2-3 England

ALT Full-time: Mexico 2-3 England

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Congratulations to England on another fantastic World Cup performance. And a huge well done to our captain, London's own Harry Kane, for his outstanding leadership and performance.
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@EnglandJul 1
And breathe. On we go at the @FIFAWorldCup!
Full-time: England 2-1 DR Congo

ALT Full-time: England 2-1 DR Congo

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Con Mendez retweeted
Con Mendez@ConMend13 Feb 2021
Posted my doner kebab pasta bake on my Instagram and it had got an overwhelmingly positive response so I thought it would share it here too.
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Sadiq Khan
@SadiqKhan23 Sep 2025
Ignore the haters. London is the 🐐
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Don’t think for a moment I won’t migrate this to Bluesky.
Jack@Chesney_19956 Dec 2024
Replying to @ConMend
Another couple years from now everyone will be over on Bluesky and the only thing left on twitter will be Cornelius explaining the Kamallard Harris joke
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Kamallard Harris. 🦆
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I think maybe you’ve all missed the point here. I’ve cleverly inserted the word ‘mallard’ into the Vice President’s first name.
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I’m not gonna tweet about anything else until this gets the respect it deserves.
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Must remember to clean my air fryer.
Madrid Xtra
@MadridXtra25 Aug 2024
Beautiful stadium. 🤍🏟️
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RIP Mr Democracy Manifest. May there be many a succulent chinese meals enjoyed in heaven. 🙏
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I can't wait for the Piers Morgan sit-down interview with the man who got hit in the nuts with the brick.
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The Killers just *get it* – at Brisbane, Queensland
Nikki Wicks@nikkiwicks10 Jul 2024
Wow! England win live @thekillers show at @TheO2 ! Drop straight into Mr Brightside.
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Con Mendez@ConMend29 Nov 2022
Last Pandemic: Wet-market in Wuhan. Next Pandemic: A Boxpark during a major tournament.
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Con Mendez@ConMend12 Dec 2019
#PolesAtDoggingStations. – at Stratford, London
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