@ConManSam

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Joined August 2013
Mercury-drinking fucking morons...
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The backstory to this makes it even funnier bruh 😂😂😂😂
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Tf type of night club is this 😭😭
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seeing the greatest tweet of all time but my feed refreshes
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I ain’t buying no food for Martin Lawrence
Woman is upset she has to pay for her own Chipotle after getting dressed up because she believes random men should be paying for her food.
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They are filming the grown migrants being told what age they can bang the kids This is so depressing What the fuck are we doing here guys, seriously
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We are losing our fucking minds.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Texas adopts new curriculum requiring public schools to study Israel's history. One requirement covers the creation of the modern state of Israel in 1948 in what the standards describe as the ancestral homeland of the Jewish people. Students are also required to read Anne Frank's diary.
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$1500/semester
JUST IN: Worried parents are increasingly hiring local “college moms” near their children’s schools to look after their college-aged kids. — NYT
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Notice how they're both fat faggots
2 men argue over who bought the first iPhone 18 🤦‍♂️
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rango retweeted
this female juror in particular is so gross to me. just shelling out interview after interview. imagine trying to collect your 15 minutes of fame off the backs of three dead kids.
Lindsay Clancy juror says the mostly-female jury viewed the case as an important opportunity to advance feminism: “We knew that this was a turning point, and this would be something that could change something to make it better for other women…”
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Type of shit that happens when you’re already having a bad day😭😭😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
this ridiculous videosjdjdhgsgddfsfsssfs
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SOMEONE SAID SHE OPENED THAT SHIT LIKE A BEAR RIPPING OFF THE SKIN OF A SALMON 😭😭😭😭
Ohhhh my GAWDDDDDDDD
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rango retweeted
Quantrivious Shavers stole a quarter million dollars in fried chicken. That’s something that really happened in the world.
Memphis police arrested 13 people after catching them unloading more than $250,000 worth of stolen fried chicken from an 18-wheeler behind a motel. Officers also recovered guns, fentanyl and cocaine.
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my awkward ahh trying to do anything out in public
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me desperately knocking on the wizard’s door after he turned me into a chimp
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JD Vance begs for midterm votes: "Give us another chance"
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me trying to get my dad to tell me the verification code that was sent to his email
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They controlling that nigga with invisible strings 😭
Sen. Mitch McConnell leaves the Senate after casting his vote in the Senate Agriculture Committee this afternoon.
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rango retweeted
And yes I did this to myself. Punching out of the fescue, ricochet off a low tree branch.
Got absolutely smoked in the shin yesterday.
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