Stuffed 7 in the Blunt like it was Jane Doe 🤕

There’s nothing better than getting high as shit and sharing snacks with your dog like Scooby Doo

YA MANS WAS OUTSIDE THE VIVET SHOW ON HIS TIPPY TOES 😂

Never ever in my life let a piece of hellstar touch my skin we do not do that over here

Ok time to buy a house I want something I can make brass fixtures for

Derosa really did his damn thing on BCS

I fr love what i do every day it’s so cool & im so grateful for the people that let me do it

Casually sending $40,000 quotes for things that I know I’m gonna do 7 hours before they’re due and fucking nail it might I add

This porky little finance bitchbro who be asking people about they $300 and why they ain’t saving it might be the new lowest form of content

One time I almost got robbed on the subway like 12 years ago and I’m just now realizing that I unintentionally quoted barbershop and that’s what saved me

Fondle my balls with the ICE shock gloves

My career, relationships, and health are taking a turn for the absolute worst and I’m spiraling about my increasing mortality on a daily basis, Rolex Explorer II (2006) ref 16570

This is not a hater tweet This is genuine curiosity because I need it to happen to me but, who the hell keeps giving kidsuper all this money to do whatever

I logged back in, and everyone is mad at me about airheads

Jon & Vinny’s is like Italian food for people who have only seen cartoon pictures of italian food and then guessed what they should taste like

Those melted bead pixel art things that the festival people wear might be the lowest form of art in our current human timeline