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no gods, no masters | i love my wife (he/him)

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2014
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Niggas will look at you crazy when you tell them this is deadass how you have to handle your teenage sons if you catch them doing shit like that. They're going to be internet cretins with no morals like Asmongold, or abusive rapists. No in-between.
I'm sorry but the first jab he threw at his pops though LMAOOOOO
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The elite media absolutely never talks about how the Mexican left utterly crushed the corrupt narco-establishment in Mexico and instituted a wildly popular democratic socialist government that’s still going strong after eight years because they wouldn’t want to give you any ideas
🚨: Mexico just went universal, 120 Million citizens now get fre healthcare- No premiums, no copays, no requirements.
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Cheating is a character flaw because it reflects a willingness to deceive, betray trust, and prioritize personal desires over commitments.
Not that I condone cheating but why is it career ending in the US? I find it super weird
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the bitter fact is that the older you get, the less delusional aka mature u become, the more u suffer & the more u fail at life. Staying childlike, irrationally optimistic & almost absurdly delusional is the highest form of wisdom. That's how u live a truly fulfilling life.
It took me 29 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just having delusional confidence.
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Somebody said “Respect is allowing your partner to clarify what they meant instead of deciding what they meant and arguing against an intention they never had.” And I like that shit
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one of the stranger parts of being an adult is realising how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited, not even out of curiosity.
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high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was listening, everything must be said again. - André Gide
How it feels to write a substack
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The demons tremble when you do your dishes, fold your laundry, and clean your home
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i know it’s been said a million times but american infrastructure is so pathetic. like why is there no high speed rail between nyc and chicago that’s a 9 hour drive and you’d be connecting the top gdp cities in the country
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this is how you manifest btw
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Day 4 in Chicago, and I can say with the utmost confidence that anyone who’s scared of this city is a massive pussy
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the perfect job - earns enough to sustain life - defensible before god - can be easily explained to a child
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hate conversational bad faith. i’m trying to understand u and you’re trying to defeat me. we are participating in two entirely different activities
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据说土耳其的国旗是这么设计的,真的吗?🧐
Çinliler tw kullanıyor;
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This might sound crazy. But one of the skills you NEED to learn is how to deal with a more and more illiterate society full of emotionally dysregulated people. If you keep getting frustrated every day over how "ďumb" everything/everyone seems, the stress of it is going to wreck your mind.
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91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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MY BROTHER POSTED THIS ON SNAPCHAT AGAHSHS LMAO
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I think loving a woman should give you a personal vendetta against whatever is making her life difficult
when a girl with a bf is stressed out I'm like why isn't he fixing this? it's literally his job
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