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If you're too stupid to not rage quote the content I'm leaving behind then remain here
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I'm breaking my X (formerly Twitter) hiatus to say that it is BULLSHIT that Smithy didn't choose Ness. Whatever happens between them now, Neil the Baby grew up without his dad and I'm fuming about it
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I started learning Swedish Sign Language a while ago and can communicate basic sentences with it, my class is taught in English as it goes better with the signs and not everyone speaks Swedish.
I just discovered that I am unable to speak and sign in Swedish simultaneously lmao
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Buy my save the turtles bracelet! Features:
- Access publicly available data that's free on Google
- A minimum of 0% of each sale is committed to turtle preservation
- Irony is provided free of charge as it's made from non-recycled plastic
- £30 plus postage and packaging
Varje armband låter dig spåra en Havssköldpadda i oceanen!
- Upptäck hans namn, hans historia 🌎
- Håll koll på honom på en riktig spårningskarta 📍
- Hjälp till att rädda Havssköldpaddan 🐢
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I should probably be worried that my career is so stressful that my body reacts to the absence of the feeling of impending doom I get from waking up for work with a full blown migraine every Saturday without fail
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I don't even look forward to my weekends anymore because I know that the misery of the first 3/4 of Saturday will be followed with a period of post migraine exhaustion and a Sunday of realising my weekend work was missed while semi comatose in bed
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I have decided that the hill I am willing to die on is that second hand screen addiction is the new second hand smoke
Parents who walk around staring at their phones and ignoring their young kids during their formative years need a punch in the face
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Still not over the Gyökeres hattrick v City yesterday, keep checking back to see if it's real.
Kids in school are arguing if him or Isak is better. Shining example of how a player develops with proper, organic growth rather than wasting away on City's bench for 6 years.
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This was the game that made me love games, it's a shame what Call of Duty became but this will stand forever
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I was so fucking confused for a minute, like fully doubting my own memories
The Queen is unwell with a chest infection and has withdrawn from her engagements this week, Buckingham Palace says
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Has Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs become a viral trend recently? that drumline has been running through my mind since 2007, I might finally not be alone in enjoying it
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