I love capitalism because I deserve to suffer.

I have acrophobia, agoraphobia, and bathophobia. I'm afraid of heights, widths, and depths. I experience fear in stunning 3D.

If you are reading this, it means you can read. Making you more capable than the 33% of the world. And between iliteracy, dyslexia, and near-sightedness, all written language is technically ableist language. If you can read this, check your privilege and my spelling.

I will never post here more than once a month. That's my promise to you.

Garlic Aoili is just Big Mac sauce. Mayonnaise and lies.

Had a nightmare that books started putting in ads between the chapters. Woke up relieved because I haven't read a book in 7 years.

#ThoughtsAndPrayers to everyone who couldn't finish their two liter of @Sprite in one sitting and are now left with a bottle of bitter water.

One day I will be good at atleast one thing, and then people will still remember how bad I used to be at everything. #WednesdayMotivation

Bruno Mars isn't Black. Enrique Iglesias isn't Latino. Santa Claus isn't real. They're all Filipino. You're welcome. You can live your life now.

Sometimes I'm not sad. Sometimes I watch videos of Grandmas eating Pop Rocks at 4 am.

Tom & Jerry is the reason why your grandparents are racist.

Don't smile because its over, cry because it happened.

Chess is cool again. Quick, somebody marry me before I lapse back into obscurity.

Trump's about to lose more friends than I did in middle school.

Politics were never boring. They just never affected you this much before.

Pendulums don't swing back harder. That's Newton's first law. It's like no one has ever even seen a pendulum before.