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swallowing a whole sleeve of eucharist wafers to make sure jesus gets throat before he returns
only one person took a nude at our wedding using the cameras we provided… one person is not enough! I was expecting at least double digits
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another contender
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“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.
The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
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“I’ll have a Cock, please.”
“We have Penis. Is that okay?”
*disappointed sigh*
“I guess I’ll do a large Penis then.”
announcing that Mark Wahlberg spent 45 days in jail in 1988 for beating an Asian man blind before watching The Other Guys like I’m making a land acknowledgement
I can only imagine my dad reading this WSJ headline soaking up that confirmation bias as the majority of his children won’t speak to him bc he’s unrepentant bigot that wields his faith as both sword and shield
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Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
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SUFJAN STEVENS: I was kissed, I was pegged, by my very best friend
LYRIC ANNOTATION: Sufjan is referencing the Betrayal of Christ;
I think what most folks who think these look stupid don’t understand is that the USPS and Oshkosh actually consulted us, real actual mail carriers, about what features we wanted and needed in a delivery vehicle and then just designed that.
