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Joined January 2022
Real men top blast $30 into dogshit after spending $2k on dinner
genuinely how it feels when i have to buy my girlfriend a $30 dinner on her birthday instead of top blasting $2k into dogshit
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Gm, still $drooling? Is your chin wet do you have any $DRIP on it? Hold $DRIP and receive $drooling cat tokens while you hold, moisture markets finest flywheel GKPdGzcQgH2b2fGjUoKneMYDMFZ1Smj9ycvAEpovFphi
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@droolingcatCTO has over 30k followers on tiktok with ~9M likes. Motion.
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I would like to announce that $drooling cat has a stonk token paired called Driplet $DRIP its pretty simple if you hold $DRIP 3% of the volume gets turned into fees which then go to the holders holding the token, these fees will be swapped into $drooling cat tokens buy $DRIP and get $Drooling it is a win win for the peeps in the moisture markets GUH 💧💧💧💧💧💧 GKPdGzcQgH2b2fGjUoKneMYDMFZ1Smj9ycvAEpovFphi
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I don’t know how to tell you this but I am the only man that has this job. For 8 hours a day they pump cum out of me like a cow to use as a binder for imitation crab So oh no! Whitefish and my cum!
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if you're autistic the first three drinks don't count they just make you normal
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Three years ago I talked so much shit to this dude — on the tl, in chats, even on spaces. But it was crypto so it didn’t matter. Now he’s broke in Colombia somewhere living off bibi bucks because the Israeli propaganda machine needs bodies and he’s more fragile than ever 😂
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man why tf does my pet chicken look like that
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Replying to @impixiecat
I think you can have a laugh and add a few zeros to your wallet with $drooling cat The @droolingcatCTO is working hard to push this to $100M
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If you buy things off of TikTok shop, you are subhuman and lesser than me. I look down on you.
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