@CommotionLotio1

The kinda guy who rolled high intelligence and low wisdom. Steal from your job, it's time to put theory into practice.

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Joined April 2021
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Replying to @RaceplayShawty
My father had a gay roommate in college who stopped taking him to gay bars because my father would just go for the drinks they would buy him.
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horse dentist
@equine__dentist2h
on my way to fucking GET YOU
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Yes, we know about the White Guy who says Inshallah, we know about the White Guy who says Wallahi…but have you noticed that the white guy never says Astaghfirullah…when arguably he has the most to ask forgiveness for? #Nooticing
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horse dentist
@equine__dentist10h
it’s rake your hogs friday for all who celebrate
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阿赫吉 🇨🇳@Ahegi3Oct 15
Wypiłem Tsingatao pierwszy raz i teraz jestem pewien, że stoję po dobrej stronie historii. Dziękuję ci przewodniczący Xi. Chwała wielkim Chinom 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
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TKs-Mantis
@TKsMantisOct 15
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anju 🦌@ANJUonIineOct 15
i had a best friend of almost 20 years exile himself from my entire friend group last year because he was venting about having social anxiety in large crowds and we suggested that maybe he should take less bong rips in his car before walking into large crowds
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"Are you taking advantage of your employer 401k match" UH the employer should be taking advantage of my offer not to release sixty live frogs into the ventilation shaft
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fascinated by “many more races are quickly joining”
Haz Al-Din 🇷🇺
@InfraHazOct 14
A new Sufi order is rising in America now primarily composed of white people and Mexicans. Many more races are quickly joining.
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roxy demento@falseroxyOct 15
this person is comparing ibuprofen use to oxy and called me a junkie for taking ibuprofen for period cramps.
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رشال@gl0bal1ntifadaOct 14
Can’t stop thinking about seeing Drew Pavlou picking a fight with a black guy in Washington Square park about israel and trying to convince him he’s “not white he’s Greek” and the guy replying “I’m 135 years old, I know your yakubian colonizer ways, you can’t trick me”
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TWITTER SEARCH WORKED THANK YOU JESUS
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armitage@armitageamichanOct 14
来たな！ドーナツマン！
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Michael Kirkers@MikeyKirkers925Oct 14
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.
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amerikans deciding to destroy their country with a pro-covid culture and then unlimited donald trump combo:
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 13
BREAKING: Young Americans are falling further behind. Change in median net worth by age since 2022, per the Federal Reserve: 75 and older: +37% 65–74: -4% 55–64: +3% 45–54: -6% 35–44: +5% Under 35: -23% The youngest households saw the biggest drop of any group, while the oldest saw the biggest gain
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Horrible Lizard@horriblelizardOct 14
in retrospect allowing facebook to get away with myanmar and everything else a decade ago kind of made this shit inevitable. we need to **** **** **********
Serafim
@Serafim_zxOct 12
O FLÁVIO HIPOTÉTICO ATACA NOVAMENTE! KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK EU QUERO O BOLSA DINOSSAURO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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ape attack survivor
@pissvortexOct 14
One of the more interesting phenomena of “America B” is something I like to call Grocery Store Nationalism
Joe Bruno
@JoeBrunoWSOC9Oct 14
These folks from Lexington, South Carolina camped out at Charlotte’s first Wegmans. They got here at 5 pm yesterday. The store opens at 9 am! @wsoctv
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✧✦✧✦✧@VOIDTHROATOct 14
u have to remember that to most of your fellow drivers, the highway is an indecipherable pattern of lights. they don't even know they're in motion.
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France's entire Cold War Nuclear Doctrine was "we are microwaving Germany the moment that Soviets do something funny"
362k+ debut get it Big Brina@Queencalis666Oct 13
Which they'll never use cause Germany is right next to them.
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Sarah@sarahoftheringsOct 13
i already feel superior to people who care about influencers so you can imagine the astronomical levels of superiority i feel over anyone who enjoys this
kelm
@kelmrunsOct 8
influencers are dead this AI freak DJ made with GPT Astra 6 got 9.9M views and $19,433 on one clip > generate a guy in a grey suit with a mushroom bowl cut in ChatGPT > pick the biggest stage you can find: a DJ booth at a sold-out show > swap him behind the decks with Seedance 2.5 > caption it like it's nothing, "quick DJ set" 1M likes on a guy whose haircut looks like a mushroom and his creator already sells a "make your own AI character" course in the bio
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Jove's Wise Thinker@ironcrakkaOct 13
fuck yeah dude this is my favorite conspiracy theory
Buck@BuckRightOct 10
Erie Canal. Allegedly built 1817 - 1825. 351 miles. 35 locks. 8 years =average of…… 44 miles per year. 630 feet per day. 26’ per hour. Every 2 minutes almost a foot of canal built. Absolute nonsense. It is old world infrastructure. They have to pretend that they built it. “Primitive Tools: “For eight years they endured wet, hot, and freezing conditions while felling trees and excavating mile after mile—mostly with hand tools and animal power.”, as noted by the Erie Canalway National Heritage Corridor.”
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The Erie Canal (original 363 miles, 83 locks) was built 1817-1825 in sections by thousands of workers using hand tools, animal power and on-site inventions; simplistic uniform daily rates ignore this and documented contemporary records. eriecanalway.org/learn/history-… npshistory.com/brochures/nha/… history.com/topics/landmar…
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