Being a Minnesota sports fan has prepared me for lifelong heartbreak.

Monticello, MN
Joined July 2009
I remember one of those. 🤘🏼 Still trying to forget the result! 😂
Replying to @lclsportsluvver
Had to do it for 8 years down in the big D!
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Pete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburnSep 13
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Tom Burnett grew up in Bloomington, was the quarterback at Bloomington Jefferson, graduated from the Carlson School at the University of Minnesota, and on the morning of September 11 he was a passenger on Flight 93. He called his wife Deena four times from that plane. She told him about the towers. On the last call, he told her that he and the other passengers had decided to take the plane back. His final words to her were “Don’t worry, we’re going to do something.” They did. Flight 93 never reached Washington. Tom was among the nearly 3,000 people killed twenty-five years ago today. I was activated as a U.S. Marine shortly after 9/11 alongside thousands of young men and women who didn’t look like me, pray like me, or come from where I came from, and every one of us had sworn the same oath: to support and defend the Constitution. Because the attacks were never only about buildings. They were an attack on America itself, and on the idea that defines it: that all of us are created equal and free, that we govern ourselves, and that our rights can’t be taken away. That idea held on a field in Pennsylvania. It is still standing today. We remember the fallen. And we honor Tom Burnett the way I hope he’d recognize: by continuing the fight.
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GopherHole.com
@GopherHoleSep 7
#Gophers Javon Tracy is your Big Ten Special Teams player of the Week!
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Replying to @Skrrrt_Kobain
i have an idea for you after that suggestion
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Maxine and her mother (@mywife) are both doing amazing.
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quinn hughes just took bill guerin out back and shot him
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Replying to @CommonSenseSam
Matt Berry tweet next year: this league's fantasy football loser punishment is you have to kill yourself live on Twitch! What a crazy idea! Does your league have any weird punishments? Send them to me!
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damn, how else are we supposed to make missed extra points -50 points...
My fantasy football "hot take" is that if your league still uses kickers, it's a Micky Mouse league Rooting for drives to stall so your kicker can swing your matchup is so lame If you want to level up your league and make scoring more enjoyable, add these changes 1. Remove Kickers 2. Remove Defenses 3. Add a second flex position 4. Change QB scoring to 6 points for passing TDs 5. Add a weekly matchup against the median
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my body keeps telling me to stop drinking beers but I’m not gonna listen to a retard
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Mike From Woburn@MikeFromWoburnAug 6
Good night from Minnesota.
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Justin Herbert met Madison Beer and got engaged before the Jets recorded their last interception
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it was always gonna happen, he told us years ago
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Saying “Edina” the way Trump says “China”
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I can only buy the first round sorry
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Pete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburnJul 7
Well I still love sports
Pete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburnJul 7
I love sports and I love my country!!!!!
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That’s enough soccer for 4 years. College football starts in 7 weeks
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Replying to @LeafsPassion85
Those aren't fans, they're autograph hounds. They bought two knockoff jerseys for $40 total, stalked Quinn for free autographs while recording him. They now have these crappy fake jerseys with the disgruntled scribble auto listed on ebay for $4200. I'm with Quinn here.
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