Commissioner Gordon

Goddammit.

Gotham's always quiet on Super Moon nights. I think all the villains find it too cliche. So that's nice. Coffee?

Quite honestly I'd have shaved it a long time ago if I thought it'd cause the Joker to get testicular cancer. #goodbyemovember

Secretly replaced all of the tear gas canisters with silly string. Protests can be fun and exciting with a little forethought.

I must say. @Clay_Face's performance was breathtaking in #ArkhamCity. Me? I looked constipated. Not pleased.

I don't remember critical strikes being THIS TRICKY. #ArkhamCity

It's like no one in Gotham has ever heard of using their inside voice.

That utility belt is a few misplaced bulges away from being a fanny pack. Just sayin'.

@GothamCop Okay but you better be missing a limb. I'll point out that Aaron Cash's Xbox skills aren't as sharp as they used to be.

I swear if the entire force calls in sick the day Arkham City comes out, I'm moving to Utah. I'LL BE MONITORING EVERY GAMESTOP IN GOTHAM.

Every year on labor day I expect Calendar Man to reappear and rob a bank dressed as an obstetrician.

ALL UNITS BE ON THE LOOKOTU FOR MY PANTS WHCH I LAST SAW ABOUT 7 ZIMAS AGO WOOOOO

Reason to suspect Clayface is up to something? No, nothing concrete. *tips hat, twirls cane, dances offstage*

LUCIUS FOX CHEATS AT CANASTA

Tired of Two-Face bragging that it's like he gets SIX days off.

Someone let the Joker know I found his cat. flic.kr/p/aiqXt4

Is it me or do I look sketchy here? MT @BatmanYearOne: Storyboard of Jim Gordon from the movie Batman: Year One. http://t.co/vsdbVaH”

Who drew this fan art of me kissing J. Jonah Jameson. Look, I'm not mad. Just ... who.

"Okay I ... I. Dude. Batman. No, seriously, Whose Line is on. Okay, okay. I love you too." #waystogetoffthephone