Raised by television. Time is measured in commercial breaks.

Lone Star
Joined November 2011
Did Ramsay call us donuts?
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I could watch that kid catch that ball a million times.
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Jesus paid for a commercial for hate?
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That Sarah McLachkan commercial was excellent. I cackled.
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Poker Face is awesome if you haven’t seen it.
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Premature Electrification very different energy than a typical truck commercial. Pretty much the opposite, really.
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Paul Stanley keeping those nerds honest. Good job, Star Child.
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I wanna be Old Time Prime Time strong
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That ruining brownies is crack is the truth.
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Dave Grohl just taught me more about Canada than I’ve ever known.
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Hold music is never danceable.
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I’ll eat Breaking Bad chips.
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I am very into this Nike movie with Damon and Affleck.
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Has anyone actually found a near-perfect equilateral triangle Dorito? Ever?
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Still not interested in Mera, even without creepy Zuckerberg.
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Man, fuck these rabbits.
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The mom heel turn was so good.
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Rihanna owning this crowd
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Thank you, Charlotte. I really wanted to see that horse fall.
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