Bayern München Mitglied || CEO of Laimer FC || #ZeroMiedo || Alopecia. || #LiftHeavyBeKind || 36y || #GemeinsamÖSTERREICH #HappilyMarried

Vienna, Austria
Joined April 2012
The entire world knows that Kane deserves it. If somehow someone else wins the Ballon d’Or this season, it’s as big of a scam as them not awarding one to Lewy in ‘20.
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Fuck you, I don’t want change in my pocket.
BRING BACK CARRYING CASH!!!!! DON'T USE YOUR FUCKING PHONE TO BUY SOMETHING THAT'S $2!!!!!!!
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Been here for 6 years and fully disagree. But you can’t lump all of Europe together in such a statement. Austria is completely different from Spain, Spain is completely different from Norway. And so on and so forth. All depends on what you’re used to and where you’re at.
Living in Europe not on vacation for 6+ months makes you realize why America is amazing.
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Easy. Gündogan. Gun door gun.
Pronounce it slowly and guess the football player Level: IMPOSSIBLE
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Doesn’t matter. Voting closed on the 28th of September.
Thomas Müller on the Ballon d'Or: "For me, there are two candidates whose individual performances have impressed me the most, and they are Michael Olise and his brilliant partner at the World Cup, Kylian Mbappé. Why? The two combine spectacular play with a real goal threat. In the finer details, they manage to be efficient with their finesse and power while making the whole thing look incredibly effortless. To me, that’s the kind of material you need to be the world's best footballer. You simply need that touch of magic."
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No Undav and Germany struggling to get goals this international break. Hmmmmm.
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I just assume all (95%) guys that wear joggers while working out don’t hit leg day.
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Idk if I’m the only one, but I just don’t like Kevin Owens and can’t take him seriously. Legit a zero threat and somehow makes his way into MITB.
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Best in the world.
Michael Olise makes it 1-0 for France against Italy with a fantastic goal ⚽🇫🇷
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Every post this troll has ever had about Bayern has been negative, doesn’t understand that BL POTS is voted on by fans and not statistics, but somehow becomes Bundesliga ambassador. Take that jersey off and never step foot in our stadium again.
I’m excited to announce that I’ve been selected as a Bundesliga ambassador for 2026/2027 season❤️
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Saved you a click. The Independent Commission’s decision has significant implications for the integrity of the game. We are carefully considering the decision and its implications and will take action where appropriate. As proceedings between the Premier League and Manchester City Football Club remain ongoing, we do not intend to comment further at this stage. We will, however, continue to monitor developments closely.
FA statement on Manchester City:

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Did bro just eat concrete with his forehead or did he sell that like he was at wrestlemania?
This Is One Of The Nastiest Moves I’ve Seen In A Street Fight
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JBL really said “If JD McDonagh finally grew into his head he’d be the size of Omos” 😭😭😭😭😭
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Watching World’s Collide and the Las Toxicas entrance should include Je’Von Evans saying “the girls are bouncy” 😭😭
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Over 2k people liked my tweet about Lamine. Based on analytics, the likes are spread across many different continents, but because I said it as a white person I’m racist?
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I wish sports games would have better player career modes. After the first 2-3 seasons, it is just the same thing on repeat. Even worse on WWE, where it’s the same over and over again almost from the start. More story and buildup in these games would be great. I’m too washed for online play lol
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This match was all gas and no brakes yadadamean?
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I posted and he ghosted. Guess he realized I wasn’t bullshitting. 😭
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How to tell a wild take: the ratio of reposts to likes (likes should most always be higher) or the number of likes to comments. 😭
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Why do Barca fans think Müller is the devil? He literally worships Messi as far as football is concerned lol. Routinely and consistently says that he’s the best.
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