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THANK YOU! to everyone who came to the 10th Annual Patrice Benefit last night
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When I was a little kid, my babysitter, Kristine Kenny, used to take me and my brother Peter to the 9000 building on Sunset to watch Marx Brothers movies.
For you stoners who don’t know who the Marx Brothers are, google it. These guys were the originals.
Enjoy.
wow. other countries worried about population decline, but India wants to curb its booming poor & illiterate population 😒
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🚀Do you have 5 minutes of FUNNY and original comedy material? Then take 1 minute to apply now or a chance to share in $5000 in total Cash and prizes, PLUS perform in 3 paid shows in the main Comedy Festival in June.
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I'm doing my standup comedy this Wednesday in Ipswich with Michael @TheBernician and Craig Campbell.
Close to Norfolk, Suffolk Essex and Cambridge. Say hello at the show!
Speakeasy Comedy Club opens its doors in Ipswich next Wednesday night. If you live in the vicinity and you fancy a barnstorming night of uncensored stand-up from the hilarious Craig Campbell, Lewis Schaffer and 'Eedie Lizzard', book your tickets below.
buytickets.at/afp/734302
well at least they know what it's really like to be a woman -since most hetero men more interested in pleasing themselves 🤣😇
The President of the World Professional Association for Transgender Health — a man named Marci Bowers — admits that none of the boys who started on puberty blockers at Tanner Stage 2 have been able to have an orgasm as an adult.
He then starts spitballing about what to do. Kids are guinea pigs to these child abusers.
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Thanks to San Francisco's @KALW for chatting ahead of my show Thursday (4/6) at @CobbsComedyClub.
Give it a listen:
kalw.org/show/on-the-arts
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How? ALL animal abusers are not nice ppl-how any person can ever harm innocent pets/dogs is beyond comprehension to many black ppl too. Since being caught he seems to have learned to respect animals, that is commendable but may still b hard 4 animal lovers-of any race-to forgive
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The @bertkreischer roast is LIVE NOW!
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This is absolutely hilarious.
@TomCotterComic take a bow 👏
youtu.be/Hd0ZuhZnroA
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The brilliant @jayleno joins me and @DavidSpade for this week’s #FlyOnTheWall . Fun times! Check it out! 😎😎
Full episode: link.chtbl.com/FlyOnTheWall @lenosgarage
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'It's tougher than ever to be a comedian' - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-6… @LewisSchaffer
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Nudge nudge, wink wink... it's Eric Idle's birthday!
#HappyBirthday #MontyPython
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Everyone needs to hear about the RESTRICT Act (S. 686). This bill is also currently known as the "Tik Tok ban" by many. But, it looks as though we were all deceived again. The Tik Tok ban is nothing but a distraction while they try to push the RESTRICT Act into law.
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Outside of the motherland, lots of folks believe the Amish and the Mennonites are basically the same!
FALSE!
If you know a difference or two,
drop your wisdom here please and thank you!
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I've seen casting directors skip a tape because the reader was too loud.
The perfect reader speaks clearly AND softly.
actingmagazine.com/2022/02/t…
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The bill to ban TikTok is absolutely terrifying. It gives the government the ability to go after anyone they deem as a national security risk at which point they can access everything from their computer to video games to their ring light.
This is a Patriot Act for the internet.
